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# What the Fugs: The Kardashians/Jenners Go To Easter Services
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fugs-the-kardashiansjenners-go-to-easter-services/
- Published: 2016-03-29T14:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:40:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_kardashians_1_don_goodwin_vic_032716_52006059.jpg)

This is exactly what Mary Magdalene was wearing when she found out Jesus rose.

## Kendall Jenner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Kardashians_1_don_goodwin_vic_032716_52006149.jpg)

Kendall, fancy shiny shoes do not make this outfit a) nice, b) dressy, or c) suitable for worship. Not to be all stuffy; I wore jeans to church a lot when I was a kid. But I was NEVER allowed to on major holidays, and never with holes, or abdomen.

## Kris Jenner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Kardashians_1_don_goodwin_vic_032716_52006151.jpg)

Something about this gives off an aura of being the Warden.

## Khloe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Kardashians_1_don_goodwin_vic_032716_52006108.jpg)

I didn't have a full-body shot of Khloe that didn't also include two Disick children -- who don't need to be dragged into this -- and/or Lamar. And I'm still not sure how much I feel he's in control of any of these situations? It's hard to tell. I just... I guess they can't MAKE him stay home? You feel me. I worry about him. That was a brutal thing that happened and being in the public eye again may ALWAYS feel too soon to me (yes, me, a person who is in no way connected to the situation).

Anyhoo, Khloe here looks insane, like a cross between Celine Dion's backward suit and Carmen Sandiego. But she's also way more appropriately dressed than Kourtney, and while they doesn't mean I sign off on the see-through shirt, or the cream-on-white, or... sigh. Forget it. Nobody really wins.

[What the Fugs: The Kardashians/Jenners Go To Easter ServicesLast year we got the whole family (minus Rob and Caitlyn, but I consider them tangential anyway, as that's how the central krew seems to treat them). This year, Kim, Kanye, and Kylie skipped. I like to think it's because North threw someone's cell phone into the toilet. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_kardashians_1_don_goodwin_vic_032716_52006059.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fugs-the-kardashiansjenners-go-to-easter-services-03-2016/)