Kourtney Kardashian
This is exactly what Mary Magdalene was wearing when she found out Jesus rose.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall, fancy shiny shoes do not make this outfit a) nice, b) dressy, or c) suitable for worship. Not to be all stuffy; I wore jeans to church a lot when I was a kid. But I was NEVER allowed to on major holidays, and never with holes, or abdomen.
Kris Jenner
Something about this gives off an aura of being the Warden.
Khloe
I didn't have a full-body shot of Khloe that didn't also include two Disick children -- who don't need to be dragged into this -- and/or Lamar. And I'm still not sure how much I feel he's in control of any of these situations? It's hard to tell. I just... I guess they can't MAKE him stay home? You feel me. I worry about him. That was a brutal thing that happened and being in the public eye again may ALWAYS feel too soon to me (yes, me, a person who is in no way connected to the situation).
Anyhoo, Khloe here looks insane, like a cross between Celine Dion's backward suit and Carmen Sandiego. But she's also way more appropriately dressed than Kourtney, and while they doesn't mean I sign off on the see-through shirt, or the cream-on-white, or... sigh. Forget it. Nobody really wins.