This minidress has an aggressive ruffle situation, but I think we can all agree that it's the boots that are really dominating.
They are just... massive. They look like a rock-and-roll orthopedic device.
And it all looks even weirder when she sits, as if she's part droid.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow (Founder and Chief Executive Officer, goop)
How Do You Stand Out From the Crowd... seminar, Advertising Week New York, AMC Lincoln Square, New York, USA - 26 Sep 2019
Gwyneth here was at an AdWeek discussion called "How Do You Stand Out From The Crowd?" I assume her answer was, "Be a Total Unapologetic Charlatan."
Jameela Jamil
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Jameela Jamil
Build Speaker Series, New York, USA - 26 Sep 2019
I can't decide if I like this or not. It's a pretty pattern, but the bodice is so droopy. I think this might have looked better with simple straps? It looks like a restaurant's hostess costume.
Jameela Jamil in MSGM
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Jameela Jamil
WE Day UN, New York, USA - 25 Sep 2019
Wearing MSGM
She looks VERY good in this, though.
Jameela Jamil
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Jameela Jamil
WE Day UN, New York, USA - 25 Sep 2019
Better than in this one, aka The Curious Incident of Hemming Your Pants in the Nighttime.
Rita Ora
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Rita Ora
Rita Ora out and about, London, UK - 27 Sep 2019
She might be wearing slippers with this. Is it PJs?
Alessandra Ambrosio in Etro
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Alessandra Ambrosio
Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 22 Sep 2019
Wearing Etro, Custom
This was at the Green Carpet Awards, dealing with eco-conscious fashion. It's very pretty.
Maria Borges, Arizona Muse
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Maria Borges and Arizona Muse
Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 22 Sep 2019
Sure! Both of these are cool.
Barbara Palvin in Diesel
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Barbara Palvin
Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 22 Sep 2019
Wearing Diesel
And then we have the crashing thud. Barbara may be skating toward her first Fug Madness appearance.
Busy Philipps
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Busy Philipps
Blue Man Group in concert at the Hollywood Pantages Theatre, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Sep 2019
She's at Blue Man Group, which just opened at the Pantages. I don't really think the belt adds anything other than an expensive logo.
Karlie Kloss in Dior
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Karlie Kloss
Dior store opening, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Sep 2019
However, she looks GREAT. (She is NOT at the Blue Man Group, needless to say.)
Romee Strijd
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Romee Strijd
Dior store opening, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Sep 2019
Speaking of belts that add nothing, why did her ribcage need a chastity lock?
Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton in Dior
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Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton
Dior store opening, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Sep 2019
They both look quite nice; usually it's only one or the other of them.
Nina Dobrev
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Nina Dobrev
Dior store opening, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Sep 2019
I cannot help but think this looks like a Dior for H&M diffusion situation, but Nina is at least selling it.
Emily Deschanel
Premiere Of FX's "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 14 Featuring: Emily Deschanel
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 25 Sep 2019
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Hey, Bones! Welcome back! She looks super, and made a great shoe choice with this, which warms the cockles of my frozen heart.
Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson
Premiere Of FX's "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 14 Featuring: Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 25 Sep 2019
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Showmance No. 1 looks good...
Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Charlie Day
Premiere Of FX's "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 14 Featuring: Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Charlie Day
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 25 Sep 2019
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... and half of Showmance No. 2 (although they were together before the show began) looks like she thought it was an '80s theme party.
Jessica Collins
Premiere Of FX's "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 14 Featuring: Jessica Collins
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 25 Sep 2019
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This one is all about the bag. It's so cute. The red accessory with the animal print dress is effective.
Holland Roden
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Holland Rodan
WE Day UN, New York, USA - 25 Sep 2019
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