PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 22: Offset attends the Rick Owens Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 22, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
I didn't really put Baranski next to Offset. I decided to let him lead this off all on his own. I decided he dressed like this JUST in case anyone needs him to perform fashion surgery.
Naturi Naughton
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 28: Naturi Naughton attends the "Call Her King" New York Premiere at AMC Magic Johnson Harlem on June 28, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by John Nacion/Getty Images)
For example, if anyone needs their skirtlet shredded, he has the scalpel and the booties for the leather O.R.
Danielle Brooks
MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA - JUNE 17: Danielle Brooks attends "The Color Purple" screening during the American Black Film Festival at New World Center on June 17, 2023 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Ivan Apfel/Getty Images)
The ruffly zig-zag and her crossed ankles made for quite a journey. I like this color on her, but that is a string of turquoise ears.
Nina Dobrev, Shaun White
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 26: Nina Dobrev and Shaun White attend the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "The Out-Laws" at Regal LA Live on June 26, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Robin L Marshall/WireImage)
Nina has some VERY shiny bangs right now, which I believe are new. I mostly like her dress, and I get what it's trying to do with the slouchy bits, but it feels like... some of the WRONG parts are baggy? The front, specifically, seems off.
Rachel Brosnahan
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 26: Rachel Brosnahan is seen on June 26, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Ladies and gentlemen, your new Lois Lane, already putting her spin on businesswear.
Maluma in Givenchy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maluma attends the Givenchy Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 22, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Son, I don't think paratroopers do well in heavy necklaces. Or blazers, come to think of it.
Evan Mock in Givenchy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Evan Mock attends the Givenchy Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 22, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Is that... an apron over zip-off pants? For the welder in your life who needs climate flexibility.
Noomi Rapace in Givenchy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Noomi Rapace attends the Givenchy Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 22, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Noomi seems as pleased as I am by how things are going at Givenchy these days.
Tammy Townsend
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 22: Tammy Townsend attends the BET+ premiere screening of "Average Joe" on June 22, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/Getty Images)
Oooh, jazzy.
Nicola Coughlan
SAO PAULO, BRAZIL - JUNE 17: Nicola Coughlan attends the Netflix's Tudum: A Global Fan Event 2023 at Fundação Bienal de São Paulo on June 17, 2023 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Photo by Alexandre Schneider/Getty Images for NETFLIX)
If you're going to wear food prep gloves, maybe also wear an apron.
Chloe Grace Moretz
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 22: Chloe Grace Moretz is seen on June 22, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
It took me a LONG time to determine that this is a skirt and not ruffled shorts. Too long. She IS wearing the kitten-heeled shower shoes, though, that cannot be denied.
India Amarteifio
SAO PAULO, BRAZIL - JUNE 17: India Amarteifio attends the Netflix's Tudum: A Global Fan Event 2023 at Fundação Bienal de São Paulo on June 17, 2023 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Photo by Alexandre Schneider/Getty Images for NETFLIX)
... I can't even summon a quip about that shirt, which is only barely actually a shirt.
Tiffany Haddish
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Tiffany Haddish
Hollywood Unlocked Impact Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jun 2023
Sure! This is fun enough.
Chloe and Halle
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Chloe Bailey and Halle Bailey
Hollywood Unlocked Impact Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jun 2023
These are both fine -- Halle seems to be chilling out a little after an energetic fashion run for The Little Mermaid, and Chloe looks like a sorceress.
Chloe Bailey
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Chloe Bailey attends the 7th Annual Culture Creators Innovators & Leaders Awards Brunch on Saturday June 24, 2023 in Los Angeles
7th Annual Culture Creators Innovators & Leaders Awards Brunch, Beverly Hills, California, USA - 24 Jun 2023
And she would have to be, in order to fix it so that she could wear THIS dress without popping out of it and turning it into a nipple frame.
Julianne Hough
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Julianne Hough
American Ballet Theater June Gala Premiere of 'Like Water for Chocolate', New York, USA - 22 Jun 2023
She really has... leaned into her lips lately, hmm?
Riley Keough
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Riley Keough
Launch of the Jaeger-LeCoultre 1931 Cinema at Century City, Jaeger-LeCoultre 1931 Cinema, Ce, Los Angeles, California, United States - 22 Jun 2023
That's interesting, but a little leash-adjacent.
Rebecca Romijn and Anson Mount
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Rebecca Romijn and Anson Mount
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds SE 2: UK Launch Screening, London, UK - 21 Jun 2023
Anson's outfit is a bit of a jumble. They've been out promoting the new season of Star Wars: Strange New Worlds, which people seem to love, which is exciting.
Kita Updike, Justina Machado, K. Todd Freeman, Alejandro Hernandez
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Kita Updike, Justina Machado, K. Todd Freeman, Alejandro Hernandez
'The Horror of Dolores Roach' Special Screening, New York, USA - 28 Jun 2023
The true horror of poor Dolores Roach might be that people still wear macrame.
Jenna Lyons
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Jenna Lyons
'No Hard Feelings' film premiere, New York, USA - 20 Jun 2023
I never imagined J. Crew's Jenna Lyons being a Real Housewife, much less one in a mesh shirt.
Christine Baranski
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Christine Baranski
'No Hard Feelings' film premiere, New York, USA - 20 Jun 2023
I PROMISED you Baranski, and I never go back on my word.
Natalie Morales
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Natalie Morales
'No Hard Feelings' film premiere, New York, USA - 20 Jun 2023
People really are counting all kinds of things as shirts.
James Wilkie Broderick and Matthew Broderick
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James Wilkie Broderick and Matthew Broderick
'No Hard Feelings' film premiere, New York, USA - 20 Jun 2023
DNA is fascinating. His face is SUCH an interesting mix of Matthew's and SJP's He has his mother's chin/face shape, and I think nose? But something about the way he holds his mouth is pure Ferris.
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
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Ebon Moss-Bachrach
'No Hard Feelings' film premiere, New York, USA - 20 Jun 2023
Ebon hopes we will have no hard feelings over the fact that they didn't (I don't think) do a premiere for The Bear's second season. WE'LL SEE, Ebon.
