White at the Globes 2020

Andrew Scott

I just realized he could have gone in the black and white slideshow AND also this is cream AND maybe a little pink? But what the hell. We're here right now.

Reese Witherspoon in custom Roland Mouret

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10517408bt) Reese Witherspoon 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020

This is custom and it's fine but it's also DEFINITELY inspired by a fancy napkin at an expensive wedding.

Idina Menzel in Stella McCartney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10518571jv) Idina Menzel arrives at the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 05 Jan 2020

"Huh!" her expression seems to be saying, "I came to this! And in a cape!" (She looks good; this dress, which I like, has started to feel a little...done.)

Gillian Anderson in SAFiYAA

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10518572gc) Gillian Anderson arrives at the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 05 Jan 2020

This is fine! Elegant even -- it has a low back -- but I will not remember it by Thursday. (Unfortunately for Gillian Anderson, however, I will never remember anything she's ever worn on the red carpet because in my mind, she ALWAYS just looks like Scully.)

Taika Waititi

Well, well, well. I can think of no more jaunty individual to end with.