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# Who Fugged It More: Ashley Greene vs Dakota Johnson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/who-fugged-it-more-ashley-greene-vs-dakota-johnson/
- Published: 2012-11-15T17:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-15T17:13:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Ashley Greene

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/156345297.jpg)

The sleeves, with cuffs that flop over her entire hand, are a little absurd to me -- it recalls how much my mother (and many like her, I'm sure) hated it when I would pull sweater sleeves down over my hands and clutch at them. Also, there's no way that wasn't hella irritating all night -- when drinking, eating, purse-rummaging, flushing, etc. In my experience, wrists don't need veils.

But to understand TRULY why I suddenly find this outfit hilarious, [you need to see the originally designed version](https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2012/11/14/ashley-greene-in-wes-gordon-2012-cfdavogue-fashion-fund-awards/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). The shirt did not have that giant black bar across the chest, so you can clearly see underboob on the model; in that context, is it not hugely amusing that Ashley's version effectively and symbolically censors her subcleav from making an appearance? She looks like when *Glamour* protects the innocent on its Fashion Don't pages.

## Ashley Greene

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156345751.jpg)

I mean, I'm GLAD she protected herself, but it even LOOKS like a tube top (or a lazy tourniquet). One never wants a tube top to be so necessary. Tube tops shouldn't have power. They'll abuse it.

## Dakota Johnson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156362924.jpg)

First let me say that Dakota is DELIGHTFUL on *Ben and Kate*, which I really enjoy. I blew someone's mind the other day by noting that she's the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith (not least because the first time around, I accidentally said, "Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas," which would be VERY dramatic and exciting indeed).

Next let me say WHAAAAAT.

## Dakota Johnson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/FFN_GQ_Party_KM_111312_50944227_midres.jpg)

I THINK this is a shirt and pants, rather than a jumpsuit? But oh my LORD, how unflattering that bra thing is on her. And how insulated those pants seem. They look like something self-heating astronaut food would cook in, if you pulled a tab. Friends don't let friends turn their groins into space-ovens.

[Who Fugged It More: Ashley Greene vs Dakota JohnsonNo, you're not seeing things. We JUST fugged Kristen Stewart in the Liza Minnelli version of this outfit, and now we've got two more ladies offering a variation. Can we cut it out with the lace for a while? It's getting chilly. Let's all eat carbohydrates and refined sugars and prepare for the Mayan apocalypse, instead of trying to look like a madam's light fixtures. \[poll id="8971"\] \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/156345297.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/who-fugged-it-more-ashley-greene-vs-dakota-johnson-11-2012/)