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# Who Fugged It More: Dita Von Teese vs. January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/who-fugged-it-more-dita-von-teese-vs-january-jones-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-01T20:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-01T20:03:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Who Fugged It More, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

These two dresses are not the same, nor are they by the same designer -- one is Versace; the other, Maria Lucia Hohan --but you will be able to understand why I am making the mental comparison, because whoa.

First, as a refresher, here is what January Jones wore to the Golden Globes in 2011:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/108079140.jpg "January Jones")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/108079140-419x586.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

We were not that impressed. Her HEAD looked fantastic, and certainly there is nothing wrong with her body, but this was a little bit "Welcome to the new Hooters Tiki Hut" for my taste. Especially at an awards ceremony.

Here, now, is Dita Von Teese from the other day:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/481473787.xml "Dita Von Teese")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/481473787.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

They are uncomfortably similar, no? Both women have excellent heads, both have V-shaped strips covering their ample cleav, both have old-fashioned hairdos and ed lips. I might prefer Dita's for not having a fringe skirt covering a mini (you can JUST make that out in January's) and not shoving things together like pool balls being racked up for a break; then again, January's at least is designed to prevent a sideboob explosion, and it's at least a great color for a dress this va-va-voom. I think it might BOTHER me less on Dita, for reasons I can't quite articulate, except that the sexy goddess thing is more deeply tied to her whole milleu. But maybe that also makes it part of a rut. I don't KNOW. Hold my hand.

\[Photos: Getty\]