Kimye
Compared to the first one, this is basically a latex sweater, it's so modest. It looks like a sex shop's balloon burst all over her.
Rita Ora
Rita might actually be dressed up AS the sex-shop balloon. She would like to sell you some nipple clamps and a limited edition flavored lube that tastes like meat.
Kanye and Kim
"THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU VOTE. DON'T YOU DARE DEBASE HER. MY GIRL TRICKED HERSELF OUT LIKE SOME HOT-ASS ERASER. IF I HAD A PENCIL I WOULD TRACE HER. MY HEART BANGS LIKE SPEED RACER AND IF ONE MORE TIME I FACE HER I'M GONNA NEED A PACEMAKER. AND SOME SCISSORS, TO CUT HER OUT OF IT."
Kim Kardashian in London
... Does she have only one pant leg here? Or is this a skirt that's folding in on itself? I am so confused, and I don't like it when Kim Kardashian makes me think.
Kim Kardashian
And of course Kim walked around in another shirt she stretched into transparency, due to an unwillingness to wear anything that's her actual size. There is seriously no reason she can't find a shirt that accommodates her properly.
Kim Kardashian
For all we know this is the "after" picture after she refused to go up a size.
Also: The thing I find the most distracting about Kim is that her face always looks slightly different to me. Like, from photo to photo, in a way that makes no sense given that she is never out of the public eye long enough these days to do anything substantial to herself. But I swear from this angle she's starting to look like Joan Rivers.