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# Who Would Have Guessed That Carey Mulligan and Jessie J. Would Find Themselves in a Who Wore It Better Situation?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/who-would-have-guessed-that-carey-mulligan-and-jessie-j-would-find-themselves-in-a-who-wore-it-better-situation-06-2019/
- Published: 2019-06-07T15:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2019-06-07T17:50:43.000Z
- Description: 2019!!!!!!!!!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Who Fugged It More, Attico, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Apropos of nothing, I just want to remind everyone that Jessie J has been dating Channing Tatum for a while. That truly has nothing to do with anything here, it's just a fact that I sometimes forget, then am delighted to remember. (Obviously, Mulligan is married to a Mumford, making her sisters-in-law with Dianna Agron. Hollywood is a TANGLED SEXUAL WEB.)

When Carey wore this back in October,[ reader, I hated it.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/carey-mulligan-fell-into-1986-10-2018/) I called it "whimsically heinous." I do not think it has become LESS whimsically heinous in the intervening months, but I must admit that I do think Jessie J at least sort of works in it for me, mostly I think because we have many many years of her popping up places [looking full bonks](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/brit-awards-fug-carpet-jessie-j-02-2014/). And so, here, my reaction to this is like, "Oh, I've missed Jessie J and her wacky looks! She was Rita Ora before Rita Ora was Rita Ora -- also, where *is* Rita Ora right now?" Whereas with Carey, it just...did not seem within her sartorial wheelhouse. But there's only one way to settle this: Arm-wrestling. No, wait. A POLL: