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# Who'd Have Thought Jada's Giant Green Dress Would NOT Be The Headline of Her Oscar Night
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/whod-have-thought-jadas-giant-green-dress-would-not-be-the-headline-of-her-oscar-night-03-2022/
- Published: 2022-03-28T17:15:33.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:30:46.000Z
- Description: Come on in and eat your greens, folks.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2022 Oscars, Celia Kritharioti, Dolce & Gabbana, Jean Paul Gaultier, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20, Will Smith

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Phew. I'm relieved I am not someone who is required to write a think piece about what happened between Will Smith and Chris Rock on the Oscars stage. While I am sure everyone agrees you are not supposed to be able to hit people at work, and I am as confused as anyone else by how it unfolded and why, I also don't believe that I am the appropriate person to unpack the event, tone-police Will's subsequent speech and response, or to try and contextualize... well, *any* of it. It is not my place. Jokes aside about FISTICUFFS bringing the Oscar drama, I suspect there are layers popping and fizzing here that we don't even know about yet. Everyone in that building was processing it in real-time, and I think -- as Jess half-joked on Twitter -- the guests and participants and audience and producers alike all needed a very long halftime to retreat to our locker rooms before restarting the show, and unfortunately it wasn't possible. I just hope everyone is okay.

###### \[Photos: Stephen Lovekin, Chelsea Lauren, George Pimentel/Shutterstock, Kevin Mazur/WireImage, Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock\]