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# Whoops, We Missed a Marion Cotillard Outfit From Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/whoops-we-missed-a-marion-cotillard-outfit-from-cannes-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-01T20:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-01T06:43:14.000Z
- Description: Actually, two. And they're both doozies, in their own ways.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fugs and Fabs, Cannes 2017, Self-Portrait, Ulyana Sergeenko, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Technically, we missed two, but the above Self Portrait ensemble is the more noteworthy. File this along with [Keri Russell's top](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/keri-russell-gets-a-walk-of-fame-star-and-a-very-very-tiny-felicity-reunion-05-2017/) under Super Fussy Shirts That Don't Work But Are Being Deep-Fried In The Wearer's Alluring Aura. Unlike Keri's, I do think this veers as close as Marion ever gets to looking silly; it's objectively hideous, as if a mime and a clown went on *Project Runway* as a design team. But then I think about how Marion would be really good in the movie of those shenanigans, and now I'm smiling -- I just cast Vincent Cassel as one of her rivals and Kevin Kline as Tim Gunn -- so that's at least something. Glee counts.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31566392-1496298560.jpg "70th annual Cannes Film Festival - 70th Anniversary Gala Dinner - Arrivals")

Her shoes look like she's had laces implanted in her skin, but y'all, that shirt is straight-up Alexis Carrington Colby Makes Her Rivals Weep With Lust. And I cannot be mad about it. This one, she is selling.

\[Photos: Getty, WENN\]