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# Why Did This Suit Need to Be Sheer?: A Blogger's Lament
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/why-did-suit-need-to-be-sheer-a-bloggers-lament-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-19T17:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-19T06:50:40.000Z
- Description: SIGH.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Balmain, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This could be so cute.

I don't understand.

WHY

This is happening

AGAIN.

I'm glad you have something to wear

to Jazzercize

which I suppose is back, now.

And apparently it's formal.

But otherwise

MY EYES

they burn.

*Jessica Morgan's book of poetry, GO BACK INSIDE AND CHANGE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE will be published in April by Dead Pigeon Publishing: A Division of the Sheinhardt Wig Company.*

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