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# Why Is Naomi Watts Wearing Lace Thigh Windows?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/why-is-naomi-watts-wearing-lace-thigh-windows-06-2019/
- Published: 2019-06-25T16:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2019-06-25T00:47:34.000Z
- Description: An existential question for modern times.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

*The Widow's Thigh Windows: A Poem in One Part*

In which a woman's head looks fantastic.

But her body is covered

in the remnants

of a widow's

rag bag.

A sassy widow!

But a widow

a widow

a widow

nevertheless.

MOURN!

But also show

a little

leg.

###### \[Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock\]