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Cynthia Erivo

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 20: Cynthia Erivo is seen exiting 'The View' show on November 20, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Howard/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Crumb catchers are the hot new thing. They keep your clothes clean AND gives you emergency snacks.

Cynthia Erivo

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 20: Cynthia Erivo is seen arriving at 'The View' on November 20, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

The accessories on this outfit are all better than the actual clothes in this outfit. Those tights have a quote from Cher on them, from when her mother told her to marry a rich man and Cher replied, "Mom, I am a rich man."

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 20: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Midtown on November 20, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

This outfit is about seven flavors of cobweb.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 19: Cynthia Erivo is seen in Midtown on November 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

That is a LOT of Elvira wigs.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 19: Cynthia Erivo is seen on the Upper West Side on November 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

I am HERE for her in a suit, though.

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 10: Cynthia Erivo at BBC Radio Studios promoting new movie 'Wicked: For Good' on November 10, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

This would appear to be a tribute to Louis Wain and his Lucky Futurist Cat. My note would be... one or the other, and never the coat.

Jeff Goldblum

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 19: Jeff Goldblum is seen in the Upper East Side on November 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

That coat is tremendous.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 19: Jeff Goldblum is seen in Midtown on November 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

He looks like he's dancing down the sidewalk, and in fact, it's extremely believable he IS dancing down the sidewalk.

Ariana Grande

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 18: Ariana Grande is seen on November 18, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

In another story, that's a murder weapon. But she didn't do it! She was FRAMED. By Spongebob.

Michelle Yeoh

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 19: Michelle Yeoh is seen outside "Good Morning America" on November 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

What a dame, what a coat.

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 07: Michelle Yeoh is seen outside the Paris Opera on November 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/GC Images)

I thought she was taking an in-motion selfie for a second. I'm relieved she is not.

Jonathan Bailey

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 18: Jonathan Bailey attends the People Inc. x Wicked: For Good Screening on November 18, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Craig Barritt/Getty Images for PEOPLE)

Zig-zags have never smoldered like this. Not even that noted sexpot Charlie Brown could do it.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 20: Jonathan Bailey attends "Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York)" Opening Night at Longacre Theatre on November 20, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Nice pecs. SPECS. Specs. Sunglasses. Obviously.

The Wickeds Have Been Working the Sidewalk
So much promo!

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