Michelle Yeoh in Balenciaga

When the model wore this, she looked fucking miserable -- intentionally, seemingly -- so at least this is an improvement. But the moth-eaten Derelicte aesthetic is boring to me here and I wish someone would scoop her away from Balenciaga for good.

Jonathan Bailey

This man is for sure about to commit a murder on the dance floor, and indeed he WILL NOT kill the groove.

Marissa Bode

Stunning.

Ethan Slater

If I were Ariana, I might have sprung for a REALLY solid stylist to give him some fresh suits. He doesn't look bad, but this poor man is going to be called Spongebob for the rest of his life; might as well give him the gift of slickness.

Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad

Admittedly, she looks great in this. And the impact is that much stronger when she hasn't worn one like it for a while. But it's definitely back to her Skin To Win philosophy.

Sheryl Lee Ralph in Valdrin Sahiti

The green eyeshadow is a nice, subtle tribute. She's such a dish.

Normani

Imagine if it were longer! This feels a bit like she's doing a Wicked cabaret act, honestly.

Chrishell Stause

Sure! If there were swans in Normani's act, she could be one of them.

Ashley Tisdale

I almost didn't recognize her. I like the suit choice. I might have gone with a different purse?

Karrueche Tran in Christian Siriano

This is one that feels MAYBE either too long or slightly too short? The bodice also looks like mouse ears. Elements of it are really pretty, though, and I love the hair.

Laufey

She is dressed as a Madame Alexander doll whom you're in the middle of changing, so she's stuck in her olde tyme petticoats.

Lena Waithe

Lena is dating Cynthia Erivo, I believe, so it makes extra sense that she'd go green. This works super well on her, but probably smart not to pose together -- that would have been TOO much green.

Jenn Tran

The Bachelor/ette failed her, and now her stylist has too. Hoo boy.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez

Simple and super. Jenn, take note!

Dylan Mulvaney

This is lovely.

Sarah Paulson

This is like 85 percent great, and 15 percent silly giant sleeve tag. Sigh. EDITED TO ADD: Wait, apparently that isn't just a giant designer label! A commenter said it's a reference to a lesbian author, but I haven't found the facts on that yet -- but that DOES make me like it better than if it were just a designer vanity trick.

Bronwyn James

She's in the movie, and I love that she SEIZED THE DAY and went full witch.

Sophia Bush

I appreciate a bold swing, but this dress absolutely needed to pick a side. These are not complementary. And thus I cannot be complimentary.

Amanda Gorman

Gorgeous.

Victoria Monet and Hazel

She's doing Galinda AND Elphaba. It works on her; the green shoes are good with that outfit, and of course adding a baby is going to sucker me into making goofy approving noises.

Leah Kateb

My girl from Love Island looks FABULOUS.

Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum should host Love Island. You cannot tell me he wouldn't enjoy it AND bring the exact right element of weird.

This Is Your Reminder That Michelle Yeoh Is Also In Wicked

Also, J.Lo showed up to this!