Parker Posey in Valentino

She looks PERFECT. The hair, the collar, the poise, the wrangling, all of it.

Speaking of wrangling!

in Valentino

And now she's back. I actually think she looks great here, too, albeit in a dress that's basically a bad blouse lazily expanded. She carries it, though, and with that feathered hair! Vibes.

John Malkovich in Dior Homme

Oh, wow, Clown College got a GREAT commencement speaker this year.

It gets worse the closer you look at it. I just know someone's first grade class made one of those neck adornments out of paper plates.

John Malkovich

At least this is quirky in a sophisticated way.

Ailin Salas in Chloe

If you think this is ridiculous, I have good news: It could have been worse. She COULD have worn the runway version.

Ailin Salas in Bode

Kicky! Parker Posey should probably ask to borrow it.

Mariana Di Girolamo

What a boring Chanel billboard.

Mariana di Girolamo in Chanel

This might have been all right if we could just delete the waist and bring the skirt right up to the bodice. Sometimes, Fashion Plates don't need all three spaces.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Celine

This is fantastic. Oh, to have this kind of presence.

Martin McDonagh with Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I forgot she's dating Irish Sting. Be careful about standing so close to him; I've heard he warns against it.

I'm sure if you stood him and Sting next to each other, they wouldn't look at all alike, but in isolation I stand by it.

Sam Rockwell

"I tried something here! Leslie said the pants work. Is she right?"

Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb

YOU TWO.

Leslie Bibb in ArdAzAei

I'm surprised she's not in Armani, as she's definitely worn them before. This is fun, though, and I'm thrilled to see a print.

Rupert Friend

For a second I thought he was Orlando Bloom again, but no. This outfit isn't particularly great -- I think it needed a final draft.

Laura Dern

This is a bit clunky.

Kendall Jenner in 1995 Armani

This is nice; I love the vintage pull for her. I was about to wonder if the KardJenners have calmed down a touch lately, but then I remembered Kim recently wore something atrocious, so. No.

Mackenzie Davis

Pal, if someone told you they worked on this and that it's finished, they lied.

Vittoria Ceretti

Yep, just living that Bruised Boobs dream.

Stella Maxwell

She's 0-2. Unless her goal was an unblemished streak of dismal sheers, in which case, congratulations, Stella, you're batting a thousand.

Behold the Ever-Stately Parker Posey in Venice

For Wild Horse Nine.