BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: Willem Dafoe poses at the "Siberia" photo call during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
I love this sweater. Seriously. Stripes make me smile every time. I like imagining Willem Dafoe in a Gap ad now, also.
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: Willem Dafoe poses at the "Siberia" photo call during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
"Did you see? More stripes on the back. MISCHIEF."
with Abel Ferrara
24 February 2020, Berlin: 70th Berlinale, Photocall, Competition, Siberia: Director Abel Ferrara (l) and actor Willem Dafoe. The International Film Festival takes place from 20.02. to 01.03.2020. Photo: Jörg Carstensen/dpa (Photo by Jörg Carstensen/picture alliance via Getty Images)
"Hey, Abel, let's do the robot, hey? Swing that arm! Come on! You can do it!"
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: (R-L) Director Abel Ferrara and actor Willem Dafoe attend the "Siberia" photo call during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
"I SAID, THE ROBOT. IT'S WHERE YOU DANCE. LIKE A ROBOT."
US director Abel Ferrara (L) and US actor Willem Dafoe pose during a photocall for the film "Siberia" screened in competition on February 24, 2020 at the 70th Berlinale film festival in Berlin. - The 11-day Berlinale celebrates its 70th anniversary and runs until March 1, 2020. (Photo by Tobias SCHWARZ / AFP) (Photo by TOBIAS SCHWARZ/AFP via Getty Images)
"I respect that Men In Black is as far as you're willing to go, but look at this reporter in the front row. All he wants is ONE robot arm."
24 February 2020, Berlin: 70th Berlinale, Photocall, Competition, Siberia: Director Abel Ferrara (l) and actor Willem Dafoe. The International Film Festival takes place from 20.02. to 01.03.2020. Photo: Jörg Carstensen/dpa (Photo by Jörg Carstensen/picture alliance via Getty Images)
"I tried."
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: Actor Willem Dafoe attends the press conference of the movie "Siberia" during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Abdulhamid Hosbas/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
"Let's talk. Ask me anything. I'm so happy to be here that somehow, even though my mustache is SHAPED like a frown, it's clearly smiling."
24 February 2020, Berlin: 70th Berlinale, press conference, competition: "Siberia": actor Willem Dafoe. The International Film Festival takes place from 20.02. to 01.03.2020. Photo: Christoph Soeder/dpa (Photo by Christoph Soeder/picture alliance via Getty Images)
"OMG YES OBVIOUSLY I HAVE THOUGHTS ON THE BACHELOR. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE."
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: Willem Dafoe is seen at the "Siberia" press conference during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images)
"Wait, you're saying they sell Moscow Mules in copper cans? WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?"
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 24: Willem Dafoe poses at the "Siberia" photo call during the 70th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 24, 2020 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/WireImage)
"And here is some Blue Steel with shades of Sam Elliott. You're welcome."
