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Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

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HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives for a visit of the Maritime Museum on the third and final day of their visit to Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will celebrate the joint UK-German year of science which for 2017 is focused on oceans. (Photo by Alexander Koerner/Getty Images)

So sue me: I wanted to start with some jewelry on a Friday. Those earrings make me want to get my ears pierced. (Don't @ me. They WERE pierced, but one of the holes closed up and blah blah blah, I'm lazy.)

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visit the Maritime Museum in Hamburg during their tour of Poland and Germany Featuring: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton Where: Hamburg, Germany When: 21 Jul 2017 Credit: John Rainford/WENN.com

ANYWAYS, I love this dress. It's so....pretty yet professional. And I appreciate the contrasting clutch so much that it somehow actually kinda makes the shoes work. (These are, as several of you have noted, the beige-family shoes that I like the BEST of hers, as they are almost a color.)

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: First Mayor of Hamburg Olaf Scholz (2nd-R) and Museum director Peter Tamm (L) give Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge a tour of the Internationales Maritimes Museum Hamburg to celebrate the joint UK-German year of science, which for 2017 is focused on oceans, during day three of their official visit to Germany after two days in Poland on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Michael Ukas - Pool/Getty Images)

Don't worry, we'll get to the kids. But I wanted to show you this Lego ship! Informative Caption tells me that this is First Mayor of Hamburg, Olaf Scholz and Peter Tamm, the director of the Internationales Maritimes Museum Hamburg. Everyone is celebrating the "joint UK-German Year of Science," is apparently about OCEANS this year. I am sure Princess Charlotte would have liked to have been included in the Year of Science Festivities!

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Speaking of, before they all flew back home, the kids DID get to admire some helicopters at the airfield, including the one that Wills flies. I mean, not LITERALLY the one he flies but the same model. They look adorable and were an extra handful and I suspect Wills and Kate cannot wait to go home, open the doors to the garden, and tell them to go outside and run around and not come back in until they're ready to go to bed.

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Princess Charlotte, in fact, took a wee tumble -- I read reports that it was mid-tantrum, but the pics made it look like she just fell down, in the way that small children tend to occasionally lose control of their feet. George seems simultaneously TOTALLY DISINTERESTED and also like he might want to join in her feelings.

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Kate is totally like, "you're fine! Don't you want to climb inside that helicopter and examine it as a feat of engineering?"

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

"I'm fine, everyone. Really, I'm fine. Nothing to see here!"

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

"Hello, sir, I have SEVERAL aeronautics questions I'd like to discuss with you. But first: do you have a schematic for this aircraft? I want to get the lay of the land. So to speak."

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

"DADDY ARE WE GOING TO SHAKE THE HAND OF EVERY PERSON IN GERMANY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE IS GOING TO BE SHAKING PEOPLE'S HANDS? I DON'T EVEN LIKE SHAKING HANDS. I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISUSSION SOON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NICE TO MEET YOU."

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Will someone please buy this child a fancy pilot's helmet for his upcoming birthday?!

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 21: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge view helicopter models H145 and H135 before departing from Hamburg airport on the last day of their official visit to Poland and Germany on July 21, 2017 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

"I AM IN LOVE. WITH A HELICOPTER."

Wills and Kate's Last Day in Germany

William Kate George Charlotte Germany
Britain's Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and his wife Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, and their children Prince George (unseen) and Princess Charlotte board thier plane on the tarmac of the Airbus compound in Hamburg, northern Germany, on July 21,2017. The British royal couple are on the last stage of their three-day visit to Germany. / AFP PHOTO / Patrik STOLLARZ (Photo credit should read PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images)

"Let me do this myself! SURELY I can climb the steps of a plane with a book in my hand! Oh, wait, maybe not."

Wills and Kate and George and Charlotte Leave Germany
They've got to get home for George's birthday tomorrow, after all.

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