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# Wills and Kate in Germany: It's Time For The Traditional Royals Boat Race!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wills-and-kate-in-germany-its-time-for-the-traditional-royals-boat-race-07-2017/
- Published: 2017-07-20T18:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-31T22:21:31.000Z
- Description: Be still, our stripe-loving hearts.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Well Played, Hugo Boss, Jenny Packham, Royal Tour, Royal Tour (Poland and Germany), royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

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Germany looks fun! And, on Kensington Palace's Instagram, gorgeous -- particularly because today was the day of the Traditional Royals Boat Race, wherein lover is pitted against lover in a heartless race to pilot the fastest boat. I believe the record, prior to this race, was Kate 1; Wills 1, but William took this one. Don't get too comfortable, dude. I doubt she will let your lead stand for long. Also featured in today's Tour Shenanigans: pretzel making, my least favorite of Kate's wedges, GIANT BEERS, a massive cake, and a new Breton stripe! BE STILL OUR STRIPEY HEARTS.

It's not a royal visit anymore if I don't have some video to share:

> William and Kate in Heidelberg. [pic.twitter.com/Yp7KLVRQ0D](https://t.co/Yp7KLVRQ0D?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)
> 
> — Peter Hunt (@BBCPeterHunt) [July 20, 2017](https://twitter.com/BBCPeterHunt/status/887989529533177858?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

> On your marks, set, go!!!!!‍♀️ [pic.twitter.com/23RmOl7ym9](https://t.co/23RmOl7ym9?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)
> 
> — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) [July 20, 2017](https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/888021257500975105?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

> Good job team! [pic.twitter.com/cs3oglkyL5](https://t.co/cs3oglkyL5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)
> 
> — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) [July 20, 2017](https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/888032889090310144?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)