Britain's Prince William (L), Duke of Cambridge and his wife Britain's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the historical Badshahi mosque in Lahore on October 17, 2019. (Photo by AAMIR QURESHI / AFP) (Photo by AAMIR QURESHI/AFP via Getty Images)
The Traditional On-Tour Eyebanging is well underway! (I'm sure Harry is also pleased to see that the Lure of the Khaki Suit has spread to the House of Cambridge -- Wills has been very well tailored on this trip so far. JUST GET A POCKET SQUARE WILLIAM. It is all that your father and I desire.)
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Badshahi Mosque in Lahore
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Pakistan - 17 Oct 2019
This is very, very pretty on Kate. I also keep thinking that the diamond-shaped embroidery on her torso is a tiny clutch that she's holding, and EVERY TIME, I think, "oooh, what a cute little gold bag!"
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the Badshahi Mosque within the Walled City during day four of their royal tour of Pakistan on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
This was at the Badshahi Mosque, which is within the Walled City in Lahore, and, first of all, that rug is REALLY good. The mosque is quite stunning. It dates from 1671; it seems like you could easily spend an entire day there, looking at it.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Badshahi Mosque in Lahore
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Pakistan - 17 Oct 2019
Yes, I downloaded a lot of photos of this mosque! In my defense, I really like buildings!
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Britain's Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Badshahi Mosque in Lahore, Pakistan. The royal couple is on an official five-day visit to Pakistan.
Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on Royal Tour of Pakistan, Lahore - 17 Oct 2019
Wills and Kate attended an interfaith meeting inside the mosque, and if I were either one of them, I feel like all the photos of me would be just me staring up at the ceiling. The carvings in here are amazing.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive for a Interfaith Meeting at Badshahi Mosque on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are on a visit of Pakistan between 14-18th October at the request of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
I told you it was -- in addition to being very interesting, for sure -- a very beautiful photo opp.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Badshahi Mosque in Lahore Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Pakistan - 17 Oct 2019
Here's your piano pic, kids -- one of many.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge meet with cancer patient Wafia Remain 7, while on a visit to Shaukat Khanum Memorial Cancer Hospital in Lahore on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. (Photo by Arthur Edwards-Pool/Getty Images)
This is little Wafia Remain, who is a patient at Shaukat Khanum Memorial Cancer Hospital, and who knows exactly how to entertain these particular guests: Tea and tiaras. It's VERY good host work there. (This is so sweet.)
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge reacts while playing cricket during her visit at the National Cricket Academy during day four of their royal tour of Pakistan on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. The British Council runs the DOSTI program to promote sport as an integral part of child development. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
As you can see, Kate changed for their visit to the National Cricket Academy -- actually, technically, this happened before the trip to the mosque and the Children's Hospital, I am going in reverse chronological. She wore this when they arrived. It feels apt to wear white to cricket, as cricketeers famously wear white.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the National Cricket Academy in Lahore on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
There was, of course, the usual marital trash-talking between these two.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge joke during their visit at the National Cricket Academy during day four of their royal tour of Pakistan on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. The British Council runs the DOSTI program to promote sport as an integral part of child development. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
Trash-talk, part two.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Britain's Prince William plays cricket during a visit to the National Cricket Academy in Lahore, Pakistan. The royal couple is on an official five-day visit to Pakistan.
Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visit the North of Pakistan, Lahore - 17 Oct 2019
William's swing looks pretty good, actually, although I am NOT up on cricket. The dude behind him is also very handsome. I feel like cricket seems to have a high percentage of handsome players? Is this accurate?
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
LAHORE, PAKISTAN - OCTOBER 17: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge talks to players during a visit at the National Cricket Academy during day four of their royal tour of Pakistan on October 17, 2019 in Lahore, Pakistan. The British Council runs the DOSTI program to promote sport as an integral part of child development. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
Informative Caption tells me that "the British Council runs the DOSTI program to promote sport as an integral part of child development" and these kids are very cute indeed.
Wills and Kate Visit Pakistan, Day Four
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Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visits the National Cricket Academy in Lahore
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Pakistan - 17 Oct 2019
"Don't worry. I can still levitate anything I need to levitate."