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Wills and Kate Visit Germany

Wills and Kate Visit Germany
HEIDELBERG, GERMANY - JULY 20: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive at the last original dancehall in Berlin, the Clärchens Ballhaus, to attend a reception on day 2 of their official visit to Germany on July 20, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson - Pool/Getty Images)

Let's start with Informative Caption: Wills and Kate "arrive at the last original dancehall in Berlin, the Clärchens Ballhaus, to attend a reception." Well, that's not THAT Informative, but The Guardian did a whole piece on Clärchens Ballhaus and now I want to go. Everyone here looks very Groovy Happy Hour in Berlin, and I am here for that

Wills and Kate Visit Germany

Wills and Kate Visit Germany
HEIDELBERG, GERMANY - JULY 20: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge (C) and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (R) arrive at the last original dancehall in Berlin, the Clärchens Ballhaus, to attend a reception on day 2 of their official visit to Germany on July 20, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Chris Jackson - Pool/Getty Images)

Honestly, this venue looks awesome. Also awesome: Kate's dress, which is by the German designer Markus Lupfer. I personally don't know if I could pull off this length, but it's great on her.

HER CLUTCH

Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend a reception at the last original dancehall in Berlin, the Clärchens Ballhaus, on day 2 of their official visit to Germany on July 20, 2017 in Berlin, Germany.

Also, I would like this bag to be in my possession IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU.

Wills and Kate Visit Germany

Wills and Kate Visit Germany
HEIDELBERG, GERMANY - JULY 20: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge arrive for a reception with creatives at 'Claerchens Ballhaus' the last original dancehall in Berlin on the second day of their visit to Germany on July 20, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. The royal couple are on a three-day trip to Germany that includes visits to Berlin, Hamburg and Heidelberg. (Photo by Sean Gallup - Pool/Getty Images)

In which it rather looks as if Wills has accidentally caught his sleeve on fire. I'm sure that's happened before in this venue, frankly.

Wills and Kate Visit Germany

Wills and Kate Visit Germany
HEIDELBERG, GERMANY - JULY 20: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William departs after attending a reception with creatives at 'Claerchens Ballhaus' the last original dancehall in Berlin on the second day of their visit to Germany on July 20, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. The royal couple are on a three-day trip to Germany that includes visits to Berlin, Hamburg and Heidelberg. (Photo by Sean Gallup - Pool/Getty Images)

"Bye, guys, and thanks for all the beer!"

Wills and Kate in Germany: MORE PATTERNS
This might be her best cocktail outing yet.

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