CRANWELL, UNITED KINGDOM - APRIL 11: (NO PUBLICATION IN UK MEDIA FOR 28 DAYS) Prince William walks with his girlfriend Kate Middleton after his graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell on April 11, 2008 in Cranwell, England. (Photo by Pool/Anwar Hussein Collection/WireImage)
Look at these sweet summer children. (Does Kate not look GLOWING WITH JOY that she's been allowed on this outing?!?! Buckle up, girl, you've got quite a ride ahead of you.)
Wills and Kate in Dublin
DUBLIN, IRELAND - MARCH 04: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive to visit Jigsaw, the National Centre for Youth Mental Health, which provides vital support to young people aged 12-25 during day two of their visit to Ireland on March 04, 2020 in Dublin, Ireland. (Photo by Facundo Arrizabalaga - Pool /Getty Images)
"I still have this coat!"
"I do not still have my hair."
Wills and Kate Take Ireland
DUBLIN, IRELAND - MARCH 04: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the Teagasc Animal & Grassland Research Centre at Grange, in County Meath, during day two of their visit to Ireland on March 4, 2020 near Dublin, Ireland. (Photo by Aaron Chown -Pool/Getty Images)
Anyhoodle, let's rewind to the beginning of today's outings. (I was always going to kick this off with William's Formerly Glorious Head Which Is Now Still Fine But People Need To Realize Truly What Used To Be Happening With Him.) This is "the Teagasc Animal & Grassland Research Centre at Grange, in County Meath," and they're there to learn about sustainable farming, and I mostly pulled this pic because the giant pen of reporters made me laugh. I've been in that pen! (I mean, not a pen of royals reporters specifically, nor that EXACT pen, but A reporters pen. There is camraderie.)
Wills and Kate
DUBLIN, IRELAND - MARCH 04: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge visit Howth Cliff, a cliff walk with views out over the Irish Sea during day two of their visit to Ireland on March 04, 2020 in Dublin, Ireland. (Photo by Chris Jackson - Pool/Getty Images)
WOW SO HIDEOUS HOW MISERABLE. (This is "Howth Cliff, a cliff walk with views out over the Irish Sea," and IT IS PRETTY. I wish I were on a cliff walk right now.)
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Catherine Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William visit Howth Cliff, a spectacular cliff walk north of Dublin with views out over the Irish Sea
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
But I wanna see the OTHER side of this picture, you guys.
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Catherine Duchess of Cambridge at Teagasc Animal Bioscience Research Centre in Co Meath.
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge at Teagasc Animal Bioscience Research Centre in Co Meath.
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
"Do you folks mind? I'm trying to have a peaceful lunch here."
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge playing table tennis at Savannah House, a residential facility run by social justice charity Extern, in County Kildare on day two of their Royal Visit to Ireland.
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
Wearing Equipment, Shirt
Okay, back to where we started. Wills and Kate visited a placed called "Savannah House, a residential facility run by social justice charity Externin," where OF COURSE Kate played some table tennis in her very cute polka-dotted top and her VERY TIGHT JEANS KATE. (I like tight jeans! I am wearing tight jeans! I don't think tight jeans are a sign of moral ineptitude or anything so don't email me! I do think she'd look a little more current in slightly less spandex-y denim! [Or if her shirt was bloused out a LITTLE more.]) Also, Kate seems to be -- as is her wont -- regretting her semi-bangs.
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge help prepare a meal in the kitchen at Savannah House, a residential facility run by social justice charity Extern, in County Kildare on day two of their Royal Visit to Ireland.
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
"Yes, Wills, it's called a PEELER and it's how we get the skin off vegetables!" "I KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME."
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Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge at Savannah House, a residential facility run by social justice charity Extern, in County Kildare on day two of their Royal Visit to Ireland.
Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020
The coordinated body language here really really made me chuckle this morning.
