Please meet our men and women in the field. These sheep will be reporting back every newsworthy moment from today's royal visit to Cumbria, including the SHOCKING MOMENTS when they and their brethren got surprise summer haircuts at the hands of royalty!

I hope everyone has enough pockets on their jackets! We are only at 12 pockets! WILL A DOZEN POCKETS DO?

I jest, of course. That field jacket is a classic for a reason -- in fact, earlier in the day, Kate wore another jacket that looked almost exactly like this one. (She and Wills both changed jackets from their earlier engagement, presumably because it got colder, and her Barbour is warmer than the other.) 

"Darling, it turns out we're quite a dab hand at sheep shearing. Should we get several sheep and shear this summer?"

In case you're wondering, and I know you're not, I still want those Chloe hiking boots for all the hiking I refuse to do.

Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Keswick, UK - 11 Jun 2019

See? Earlier we got Casual Blazer-Wearing Wills Watches, Delighted, As His Bride Eats a Giant Piece of Cheese, and Kate sported a similar but slightly more dressed up version of her Barbour jacket. (The dressier one is this; it's nice! FWIW, J.Crew also has a good basic field jacket, though it's not super warm. They actually also have a Barbour on sale right now. PSA!)

Informative Caption tells us that "[Wills and Kate] visit the market town of Keswick where they join a celebration to recognise the contribution of individuals and local organisations in supporting communities and families across Cumbria....They met volunteers including those from the local mountain rescue service, community first responders, young people trained as mental health first aiders and other organisations that have benefitted from grants from the Cumbria Community Foundation." Here, they're meeting Kerry Irving, who has won awards for his work with these AMAZINGLY PRETTY service dogs -- I believe they met him previously at an event at the palace, which is why they're meeting up with him today.

Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Keswick, UK - 11 Jun 2019

These dogs are called Paddy, Harry and Max and they are so beautiful! These dogs could be models!

Kate and Wills Visit Cumbria and It's Very Rustic!

Sheep are shorn! Jackets are worn! Also: PUPPIES.