Thandie Newton

Here we have Thandie in an awkward-length jumpsuit and potentially unwieldy striped platforms, but she somehow looks so cool it hurts. I DO foresee blisters, however.

Emma Watson in Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren does the Wimbledon uniforms (and outfitted one Duchess of Sussex on Saturday), so I guess he also got his gear on a bunch of celebs and photographed them looking very Town & Country in a lounge. This is vintage Ralph, likely per Emma's desire to dress more sustainably.

Luke Evans

Her Gaston also showed up, looking for all the world like he was soon to sweat through or spill on this outfit.

"Look at this selfie I took of my mustache! I look like a Bond villain!"

Olivia Munn

Olivia seems very pleased with whatever her braid is doing. Or not doing.

Something about her outfit feels like the County Fair version of what Meghan wore. (She wore it the same day, so alas, it is not imitation but rather coincidence.)

Pippa Middleton

I accidentally typed "Pippa Muddleton" and that is apt given my feelings about her dress. She seems to favor maternity clothes that put seams around her midsection. Hey, whatever works for you, Pips. But this is awfully Laura Ingalls Wilder of you.

We saw her seated in this the other day, but then photos turned up of the full shirt-dress, and I could not deny you. She's apparently ALL IN on ankle-wrap espadrilles during this summer pregnancy.

Felicity Blunt and Stanley Tucci

They both look a little rumpled, as if they maybe just made out in a closet, but honestly her linen dress is handling life WAY better than anything I have ever owned in that fabric. 

Dame Shirley Bassey

That is a bit busy, and the shoes don't really go, but certainly she's in the Color du Jour and also she's Shirley Bassey so YOU DO YOU, MILADY.

Amber Rudd

Amber is a politician, I gather? I'm not saying politicians are required to wear any particular thing when they are off the clock, but I WAS surprised that this is basically a mesh dress over a romper.

Pierce Brosnan

He's still got it.

Damian Lewis

Ditto.

Aidan Turner

Aidan Turner appeared to have THE GRANDEST OF TIMES at this event. So many photos of him belly-laughing. And yes, that's Jenna Coleman behind him...

Jenna Coleman

... and she looks perfectly lovely.

Barry and Linda Gibb

Look! A Bee Gee!

Mark Rylance

Claire van Kempen is ALSO in on yellow. I'm telling you, it's HAPPENING. (Wasn't marigold the Pantone color of the year last year? So maybe that tracks, in terms of trends hitting stores?) Mark looks dapper, and as if he just walked out of an Agatha Christie play. Presumably not as the killer.

Sarah Burton, Tiger Woods, Zendaya

I was all set to get annoyed at our photo service, because that is not Tiger Woods between Sarah and Zendaya. But then I looked a row below and realized THAT is Tiger Woods , so all is redeemed. I hope Sarah Burton and Zendaya's proximity heralds an era of occasional bespoke McQueen for her.

Zendaya

Z looks fantastic. That's basically what I would want to wear: a sundress, heels if needs must, and a light jacket in case a breeze hits. She appears to be entering alongside Lewis Hamilton...

Lewis Hamilton

... who was just named one of the most fashionable athletes by Sports Illustrated, and who DOES indeed appear to enjoy a creative shirt. Applause even if I don't love it.

Tom Holland

Tom was in the fancy Ralph Lauren suite. He's often rumored to be dating Zendaya, but they didn't seem to sit together, and she wasn't in the suite with him as far as I can tell? IS EVERYTHING A SMOKESCREEN???

Woody Harrelson

Such existential questions regularly keep Woody up at night.

Hugh Grant, Hannah Bagshewe Redmayne, Eddie Redmayne

Hugh is going to make a marvelously cranky Very Old British Dude someday in period films. He and Hannah seemed to get on swimmingly; there are a lot of photos of the two of them hugging hello and chatting. Eddie seems extremely into the tennis.

Benecol Countrycrock

As does B.C., who always shows up looking posh and slick.

Eddie Redmayne

"Oh, God, and now here's Hiddleston, BLAH BLAH BLAH IMPORTANT BRITISH SPY DRAMA STUFF, and I'm stuck promoting a movie with Johnny Depp."

Hiddles

Hiddles, by the way, is looking VERY patchy on his face but I am enjoying the lush curl formation on his head.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

I can't imagine trying to be cool and then realizing I'm sitting right near Chiwetel.

Katherine Jenkins

She looks very pretty. I bet those purse pom-poms got stepped on a LOT.

Kate Winslet

"Good lord, that Winslet can whistle like a sheepdog wrangler."

Ella Purnell (top left), Letitia Wright

Ella, I gather, played Young Angelina Jolie in Maleficent, and is in Sweetbitter right now. Letitia Wright kicked ass in Black Panther and was a welcome jolt in Infinity War, and looks super hot in her sunglasses.

Rory McIlroy

For a time my kids thought his name was Rory Macaroni and so I can't think of him as anything else. (Almost as good as them calling Rickie Fowler "Freaky Fowler," which regrettably for him has ALSO stuck.)

Anna Wintour

That's a very pretty floral, but it is always endlessly frustrating to me that if Anna is cleaving to beige shoes, she doesn't even pick out very good ones. She is the most discerning voice in fashion media, or was, and yet she's banal in that way. Is that reassuring, in a sense, or just bizarre? Or both?

That's another gorgeous floral, though. She's got her patterns down.

Emma Watson

Emma attended both days this weekend, in Ralph Lauren all the way. I like what little I can see of this. 

These two are not making out -- it's an illusive photo. But I decided this was very helpful in pointing out, to anyone who might be worried, the logistical perils of snogging in hats.

Celebs Kept Packing Into Wimbledon

Lucky.