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Jodie Turner-Smith

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Jodie Turner-Smith attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club wearing Ralph Lauren on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

She looks so cool in something that would fell mere mortals.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Jodie Turner-Smith attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

I like to imagine she is giving a surreptitious glare to Zverev.

Nicole Scherzinger

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Nicole Scherzinger attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

She looks very chic. She's come so far from the Robin Antin Pussycat Dolls days.

Isla Fisher

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Isla Fisher poses in the evian 'Mountain Of Youth' VIP suite during day 8 of Wimbledon 2024 on July 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for evian)

This is posh and well put-together and seems EXTREMELY right for Wimbledon, with the exception of whether her toes might get trampled.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Isla Fisher attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

She is single and ready to mingle, though, and was having a grand old time hamming it up in her seat.

Celebrity Sightings At Wimbledon 2024 - Day 8

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Isla Fisher attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

I assume she was there to cheer on fellow Aussie Alex de Minaur, who made the quarterfinals. I'm also glad to see that using a random photo of her and Sacha Baron Cohen wearing tennis gear in divorce announcement didn't sour her on the sport.

Sir Lenny Henry

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Sir Lenny Henry attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

Excellent use of a floral shirt, sir.

Morgan Riddle

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Morgan Riddle attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

Morgan is the one in the blue Miu Miu jacket, and is Fritz's girlfriend who seems to have upset Zverev so much. I don't know what all she yelled or didn't yell, or what, but I were Zverev and I had his history... let's say I would not be out there criticizing someone's girlfriend. NOBODY wants to hear that from you, dude.

Mischa Barton

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Mischa Barton poses in the evian 'Mountain Of Youth' VIP suite during day 8 of Wimbledon 2024 on July 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for evian)

Mischa! This is so reasonable! I hope she's enjoying herself on Neighbours. Wait, is she still on Neighbours?!?

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Mischa Barton attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

I am imagining Iain Sterling of Love Island narrating, "But who is that behind the camera? HOW WILL WE EVER KNOW???"

Ncuti Gatwa in Ralph Lauren

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Ncuti Gatwa, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

A lot of these outfits are Ralph Lauren, because he is a major sponsor, and MY GOD this is a great one.

Yasmin Finney

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Yasmin Finney attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club wearing Ralph Lauren on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

Okay, those coordinating kicks are CUTE with this. Love. (She is on Doctor Who also.)

Chioma Nnadi

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Chioma Nnadi, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

She's the EIC -- except by a different name -- of British Vogue. I would like this better with some tweaks to the pants. They're veering Leg of Mutton and the decals look kinda messy.

Mark Rylance

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Mark Rylance attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

He looks charmingly like your most eccentric English professor.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Mark Rylance attends day eight of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

And said professor is DELIGHTED by your year-end paper about the lyrics of Harry Styles.

Ben Barnes and dad Thomas

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Ben Barnes and father Thomas Barnes pose in the evian 'Mountain Of Youth' VIP suite during day 8 of Wimbledon 2024 on July 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for evian)

Thomas is an ACTUAL professor so he and Mark might have a lot to discuss. These two are charming. Ben looks like a retired tennis player who's getting into coaching.

Dominic West

WIMBLEDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Dominic West in the AELTC’s Parkside Suite in No.1 Court at The Championships 2024. Held at The All England Lawn Tennis Club, Wimbledon. Day 8, on July 08, 2024 in Wimbledon, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images for AELTC)

I was going to say that he ALSO gives off professor vibes but the kind where he hooks up with his students, and then I realized that's because it isn't far off from the archetype he's played in several of his projects -- like Mona Lisa Smile and The Wire, and The Affair. And I guess The Crown, sort of. He's got that vibe. Sorry Dominic.

Nathalie Emmanuel

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Nathalie Emmanuel, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

I would replace the shoes, but otherwise, YES. Give this woman a Fortune 500 company and watch it flourish.

Ikram Abdi-Omar

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Ikram Abdi-Omar, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

This really does work. I always hate Ralph Lauren's Olympics opening ceremony stuff and his ball-kid stuff, but he knows preppy.

Amelia Dimoldenberg

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Amelia Dimoldenberg, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

This is... not as successful. This is kind of Blake Lively/A Simple Favor cosplay.

Kaya Scodelario

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Kaya Scodelario, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

Posh!

Corey Mylchreest

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Corey Mylchreest, wearing Ralph Lauren, attends the Ralph Lauren Suite during The Championships, Wimbledon at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Ralph Lauren)

Whereas this is the drab version.

Olly Murs

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Olly Murs poses in the evian 'Mountain Of Youth' VIP suite during day 8 of Wimbledon 2024 on July 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for evian)

He is dressed as a Laura Ashley bedroom.

Rachel Stevens

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Rachel Stevens poses in the evian 'Mountain Of Youth' VIP suite during day 8 of Wimbledon 2024 on July 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for evian)

Ain't no party like an SW19 party! (This is an S Club 7 deep cut. Also SW19 is Wimbledon's postal district. I guess it's not a good joke if I have to explain it.)

Simon Le Bon and Amber Le Bon

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 7: Simon Le Bon and his daughter Amber Le Bon in the royal box during day five of The Championships Wimbledon 2023 at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Visionhaus/Getty Images)

I never love cream and white, really, but I'm glad to see him going all-out.

Simon Le Bon

Simon Le Bon in the royal box on day two of the 2024 Wimbledon Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London. Picture date: Tuesday July 2, 2024. (Photo by Mike Egerton/PA Images via Getty Images)

This photo is somehow serving Elton John.

Wimbledon Part III Brings Us Jodie Turner-Smith, Mischa Barton, and Doctor Who
It's a good group.

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