Gigi in Nina Ricci

We begin with such a distinctly spring outfit in this cold winter week. Thank God she has the visible shoulder pads and bra to keep her torso warm. I wonder if the shoulder pads are heat-releasing. HELLO, SHARK TANK.

in Ralph Lauren

So, I guess Gigi found an outfit that almost REQUIRES her to wear a falling-off coat. The minidress is loose and not much of anything; the coat would obscure it, but without the coat, there's nothing THERE. (Also: WHAT is that shoe color.) Credit to Gigi for bringing some striking drama, but what a bizarre outfit it is.  

in Prabal

This is from the same line that spawned Tracee Ellis Ross's red dress from the other day. Both of them look WILDLY inexpensive, and both women styled their heads well with them  

in Tommy Hilfiger

This is confusing.

Gigi Hadid in a Cold Shoulder White Dress

Here, Gigi looks lovely in a cold-shoulder white dress...

... and then, SHOCKER, actually GETS COLD. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS TWIST.

in Brandon Maxwell

Gigi is REALLY going through a white-dress phase. This is something her sister Bella wore in the runway show, and it's... fine... but you know my feelings on that slit location. (THEY ARE NEGATIVE.)

That's simple and cool. (If her feet look weird, it's because I believe her right one is sliding around/off its loafer-mule.)

in Re/Done (jeans), Cos (coat), Lanvin (shirt), and Saint Laurent (shoes)

All those credits came from the photographer's caption; that person is a HERO. There was no credit on the glasses, but I believe it should be listed as, "Glasses by Hollywood Montrose."

in Paco Rabanne

I mean, it wasn't the worst of that cracked-out runway show, but it's not good, nor particularly unusual.  

Gigi and Bella

I'm going to guess those are Chanel. How on earth do we think I figured THAT out. I am less clear on why Bella's boobs are being shoved around thusly.  

Bella

I mean, was the GOAL to look like a chef who's just reached the end of a long night?  

Bulgari Fifth Avenue Flagship Store Reopening

Well THAT could have gone a lot worse.

I actually think the one slinky, sparkly sleeve is really cool, although the rest of it is being VERY anatomically precise with her.

in Marques Almeida

Nope. Just no.

This feels like something Donna Martin would have put together for a Paris trip, thinking it would make her look like a clever native.

Those sleeves are EXTRA. By which I mean, both big and dramatic, and also superfluous.

This athleisure feels like neither ath nor leisure. Discuss.

in Dilara Findikoglu (jacket)

THE PINK LADIES ARE BACK.

That coat looks both cozy and pretty, except for the inexplicable butt buckles.  

Kendall and Kourtney

I think Kendall bought her shirt at Boot Barn. Kourtney's pants clearly came from Hustler.

That could not be smaller, and she has NEVER looked more like Kim.

Kourtney and Younes Bendjima

"What has my life become," Younes seems to be wondering. "I signed up for the yachts, not for half-done overalls. I look like I am on rumspringa."

Those lace-up leggings are NOT WORKING (well, they are functioning on a basic level, but not a good one). The jacket is fine. Whatever happend to JEANS.

in Alexander Wang (sweater) and Bag (pants)

Not bad, Kourtney. You've inured us to things so that this looks refreshing.

And this is... not the worst outfit, but definitely the best photo. Cruella cannot go wrong.  

Kim

I wonder how many matching tanklets and long tight matching skirts she has in her closet. Does it look like a Land's End warehouse in there? Just rows and rows of the same things in different shades?

This isn't altogether lousy (what a warm sentiment), but couldn't she have dusted her roots with... anything?

Khloe

Nothing says "I HOPE YOU ARE ALL DISCUSSING MY ALLEGEDLY PREGNANT UTERUS" quite like a spandex onesie under a coat

in VFILES

I'll take that though. She looks kind of like a boxer about to head into the ring, and I'm here for that.  

Kris

If that's NOT satin PJs and a matching robe, then whoever designed it was not paying attention to what they were doing.

I feel like she got the tights from a gift bag and was like, "Well, it's just RUDE not to put them on right here at the bar."

Winter Is Here. Time For Your Seasonal Kardashian/Jenner/Hadid Check-Up.

Emphasis on Hadids.