Dakota Johnson in Chloé

She looks decent in this but it's also what you'd get if a witch's spell went awry and animated your mom's best lace tablecloth and then caromed off a lampshade.

Natasha Lyonne

Alert: Natasha Lyonne has brought her now-signature lean to this event. This is a good like -- I kinda love the shades. She definitely holds her hands like they very recently had a cigarette in them.

Kirsten Dunst

This is very, very reasonable and very, very good.

Uma Thurman in Ralph Lauren

This is also super chic; I absolutely covet those earrings.

Queen Latifah

This scarf/train situation would be VERY tempting to gesture with dramatically. It's too long to truly fling dramatically over your shoulder without some kind of disaster...and yet.

Ana de Armas

This is....a bit bland. I get the CONCEPT of the styling but the execution feels a bit I'm Trying On My Reception Dress After Pilates Class.

Naomie Harris

This also feels a little underbaked. I wonder if she needs a slightly stronger lip?

Rita Ora in Elie Saab

"So I called Elie Saab and asked if they had anything that would qualify as Sexy Barry Lyndon."

Rita Ora

This looks more like she's emerging from a shower loofah.

Riz Ahmed

It feels like finally a man has nailed the width of his pants. (We've seen a lot of Funky Pants Widths, also the name of my failed ska band.) PS: Also, this man is HANDSOME.

Olga Kurylenko

Honestly, I think this is totally gorge.

Daniel Kaluuya

I can't believe we're back to wearing these oversized 80s man suits! He is very handsome, obviously, but I also think I could tell you this is Daniel Kaluuya's sexy uncle from 1991 who sold an insane amount of waterfront property in Miami. (Now that I've parsed that, I want to hang out with that man.)

Nina Dobrev in custom Elie Saab

This is very pretty on her and she is REALLY back out on the press circuit. I'm not mad about this -- I've long been yappy about how I think she deserves to work more, and Nina has a long history of excellent red carpet moments. So let's rev this engine!

Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman

Georgina looks gorgeous; Adrien always looks like this and I could believe this was actually just a large cardboard cutout of him.

Jessica Alba

She is the PRETTIEST bridesmaid at this wedding, though.

Juliette Binoche in Gucci

It's like her aimed-for vibe here is Sexy Hitwoman. I'm not mad about it!

The "Women In Cinema" Event at the Red Sea International Film Festival Drew a Crowd

At least one person had a wardrobe change and everything.