Nicole Kidman in Armani Privé

Heather predicted this for Jessica Chastain, and I still support that idea. But also! This is neat on Nicole and she looks good in it.

Sandra Oh in Prabal Gurung

This is reasonable! (The green jewelry accents really work with this.) I feel like Sandra knew she was never going to top the Many Glories of Globes Weekend, and wisely went for the b&w palate cleanser.

Betty Gilpin in J. Mendel

I love Betty Gilpin -- I think she is so good on GLOW and she is a great writer! -- and it makes me laugh how grumpy she always looks at these things.  Don't get mad at ME, lady! YOU decided to go to this thing!

Laura Harrier in Louis Vuitton

This is custom LV, and apparently all these women in contractual thrall to Louis Vuitton just need to request that they whip them up something new and diff all the time, because she looks great.

Amy Sherman Palladino and Daniel Palladino

THE HAT IS BACK. And, unlike the Globes, she won this time, which makes me think that we're  never gonna see ASP hatless ever again. We now know that the hat is where she holds all her power.

Poppy Delevingne in Oscar de la Renta

This is very pretty and floaty on her, and I truly have no idea why she is present at this event. Critics' Choice is not really the kind of awards show that people just go to for kicks -- a lot of people who won didn't even go.

Issa Rae in Aliétte

She is gorgeous, generally speaking, and this is....not good. It's so extremely shiny and also it just don't look like it fits very well? You are better than this, Issa Rae!

Patricia Clarkson in Georges Chakra

This is great. This is what I want to wear to the funeral of my third husband, who I plan to hate.

Patricia Clarkson in Georges Chakra

The back has a SURPRISE.

Indya Moore in Louis Vuitton

...yeah, okay. I'll go to that cult meeting. 

Elizabeth Olsen in Alexandre Vauthier

I actually really like this, and also would ABSOLUTELY have worn it in the 90s.

Joanna Kulig

It's hard to tell from this photo, but she is QUITE pregnant at the moment. She's also in Cold War, in which she is apparently great, and also I get served a LOT of Instagram ads for that film and I always think she is Jennifer Lawrence. (She looks less like J Law now that she's pregnant and not in black and white.)

Chrissy Teigen (in Maison Yeya) and John Legend

Did Chrissy match her lip to John's suit? (This dress is good on her.)

Elizabeth Perkins

Sure! 

Linda Cardellini in Zuhair Murad

I guess Linda Cardellini is heading into a VERY grim story arc on Westworld.

Carrie Coon

This is very simple, but Carrie Coon looks great in it...

Carrie Coon

...and the back is fab.

Women in White, Black, and Black & White at the 2019 Critics' Choice Awards

I managed not to make any cookie jokes.