Worst of 2016: Sheers

Zoe Kravitz

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At the beginning of the year, I wondered if this would hold up as the worst outfit of 2016. This entire slideshow will attempt to answer that question with a resounding no.

Nicole Scherzinger

I'm SO SCHER. (Zinger!)

Nicki Minaj

Nicki, you are killing us all.

Whitney Port

I'm guessing she misses being on TV every week.

Eve

Those sleeves are like very sparkly flea collars.

Carly Chaikin

There is a LOT going on here and yet I still can't see anything but her bra.

Lizzy Caplan

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Too many things in life start out wonderfully and end with a whimper.

Madonna

This just bummed me out.

Beyonce

Beyonce brings out the cynic in me, which I am trying to tamp down in 2017.

Keke Palmer

I just... if it's going to be see-through, shouldn't it look joyous, at least, and not like it's sticking itself to her?

Kate Upton

She wore this out on her birthday, and seemed SO PLEASED with herself, in a way that irritated me.

Dakota Fanning

I'm just going to focus on how great her head looks.

Nicole Kidman

This is the first in a series of three that employ this same extremely BUSY form of sheer, with strategic patches. Two of them are Rodarte, one is not. See if you can guess.

Kristen Stewart

Surely no one has ever been so thrilled to have an ink blot pelvis.

Zoe Saldana

And this one has a weird sort of bonus cummerbund. Okay, here is the answer: This one is Rodarte, and so is... drum roll... Kidman's. Stew's is Jonathan Simkhai.

Iggy Azalea

Think she'll ever make a real comeback?

Melissa George

Girl no.

Emily Ratajkowski

Congrats to her on wearing this with as straight a face as she does anything and everything else.

Ashley Graham

When Rita Ora has a better dress than you do...

Cara Delevingne

So crotchy.

Nicola Peltz

PUT ON YOUR COAT. It can only help.

Taraji P. Henson

NOT YOU TOO TARAJI.

Idina Menzel

Even the fireworks can't save it.

Charli XCX

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Did no one call an exterminator?

Eva Longoria

Michelle Monaghan

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The purse isn't REALLY hiding anything, Michelle.

Rita Ora

Gwen Stefani

Gwen confused the shit out of me this year.

Gwen

I mean. What kind of move is that, G? And the skirt doesn't even fit you! That must have left a mark.

Kate Mara

attends the 14th Annual VES Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on February 2, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

I feel like I've been lamenting this Dior skirt for a long time, but that's likely because it took her to Fug Madness.

Toni Garrn

I CAN ONLY SIGH SO MANY TIMES.

Carrie Underwood

attends FOX's "American Idol" Finale For The Farewell Season at Dolby Theatre on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California.

I feel like if you hiked the bottom up and married it to the tutu, you'd have a cute dress.

Jennifer Lawrence

Yet another depressing Dior.

Rachael Leigh Cook

I don't know why she started making the rounds again lately, but... did it have to be in this crazy-ass thing?

Felicity Jones

Hodge-podge.

Ashley Graham

No no no no no no why no no no.

Jennifer Lopez

Even J. Lo is like, "NO. THE SHEER PANTS ARE FOR ME."

Toni Braxton

And so begins my semi-regular plea for Toni to unbreak my heart.

Karlie Kloss

This legit does not seem like anything she would wear without also being paid huge sums of money.

Dascha Polanco

Nooooooooooope.

Chanel Iman

IT'S A FISHING NET.

Olivia Munn

I did not enjoy putting her in my best-dressed slideshow -- she is one of those people with whom I Simply Cannot (full disclosure is important) -- and so it was a little satisfying that she made BOTH the worsts.

LIly Donaldson

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Over. It.

Bella Hadid

SO OVER IT. Especially because there's gorgeous work being done here and it doesn't need pelvises to underline it.

Zoe Kravitz

All nipples, all the time. I don't hate nipples in life, but I just don't see a need to... well, see them all the time. Clothes exist for a reason.

Emily Ratajkowski

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Doesn't SHE get bored of this?!?

Haley Bennett

This one is extra weird because it's so painfully heavy up top and then slight on the bottom.

Hannah Davis

If you're going to DO IT, don't do it with black undergarments. Right? COMMIT.

Kate Walsh

It could have been so good. And then it wasn't.

Karolina Kurkova

Deeply confusing on many levels.

Rebecca Romijn

This just looks cheaply and quickly done.

Tove Lo

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So fugllopian.

Olivia Munn

Hey, it's Munn again. I stuck this one in here because the sheer pieces seem so unnecessary, like the designer made one last desperate tweak because nobody wanted to wear it the first time.

Gwen Stefani

If that had been a full dress, it would have been absolutely gorgeous. Which you could say about a lot of these. If you have the technique to start something so lovely, why not KEEP GOING? HELLOOOO?