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Laverne Cox
'Charlie's Angels' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019
We had to begin with this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Laverne. I'm sorry, Fug Nation. I'm sorry about all of it, but mostly, I'm sorry this dress happened to such a fox.
Kim Kardashian in Mugler
2019 Hollywood Beauty Awards_Backstage Featuring: Kim Kardashian
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 17 Feb 2019
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
I just... if you're going to do it, shouldn't it at least make your boobs look GOOD?!?
Dania Ramirez
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Three dresses, three glorified boob patches.
Neelam Gill
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Leomie Anderson, Simran Randhawa and Neelam Gill
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
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Ashley would absolutely have worn this with or without the gestating fetus, and it would have been every bit as artless and unoriginal. I just want to make clear that I have no problem with pregnant ladies wanting to feel sexy. This just isn't sexy. It's tired. Hasn't SHE even worn like four versions of it before?
Morena Baccarin
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Et tu, Morena? ET TU? It doesn't even lie straight over your bra!
Alison Brie
-Newark, NJ - 20190826 - 2019 MTV Video Music Awards Arrivals at Prudential Center -PICTURED: Alison Brie
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"Is there a worse version of this outfit?" you might ask yourself.
Lottie Moss
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Lottie Moss
'ELLE List VIP Party', Arrivals, The Petersham, London, UK - 19 Jun 2019
YES THERE IS.
Shailene Woodley
-New York, NY - 20190529-HBO`s Big Little Lies Season 2 Premiere -PICTURED: Shailene Woodley
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I just will never know what went wrong here.
Dua Lipa
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Dua Lipa arrives at the world premiere of the film 'Alita: Battle Angel' in Leicester Square in London, Britain, 31 January 2019. The movie opens across UK theaters on 06 February 2019.
Alita: Battle Angel world premiere in London, United Kingdom - 31 Jan 2019
This looks almost reasonable next to the preceding few. The bodice had promise!
Janina Gavankar
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Janina Gavankar
InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019
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This is another classic example of a bad outfit happening to a really great person. (I mean, I don't know her, but I've always found her to be very smart and personable and clever on Twitter and as you know that is THE ONLY BAROMETER of a human.)
Kaitlyn Dever
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Kaitlyn Dever
Golden Globe Ambassador Launch Party, Arrivals, Catch, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2019
Oh why Lord is this still happening.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
Entertainment Weekly Pre-SAG Party, Chateau Marmont, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Jan 2019 Wearing Zhivago
WHY
Jessica Szohr
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Jessica Szohr
iHeartRadio Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Mar 2019
WHYYYYY
Kelli O'Hara
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Kelli O'Hara arrives at the 73rd annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall, in New York
The 73rd Annual Tony Awards - Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2019
I SAID 'WHY,' NOT 'THIGH,' KELLI! (Look how beautiful she is, and that detailing is. Lining can win the day, y'all.)
Lupita
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Lupita Nyong'o arrives at the 25th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall, in Los Angeles
25th Annual SAG Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Jan 2019
This was a real scrolldown surprise.
Linda Cardellini
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Linda Cardellini
24th Annual Critics' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Barker Hanger, Los Angeles, USA - 13 Jan 2019
And THIS felt really out of left field for her.
Kat Graham
InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globe After Party 2019 held at Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. Featuring: Kat Graham
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 07 Jan 2019
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
It's... I... but...
Rita Ora
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Rita Ora
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019
Rita won Fug Madness with perhaps the most expansive and convincing array of outfits EVER, so honestly it was hard winnowing any of that down, but... this is a solid representation of the screaming.
Meredith Mickelson
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Meredith Mickelson (L) arrives for the screening of 'Rambo V: Last Blood' at the 72nd annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 24 May 2019. The festival runs from 14 to 25 May.
Rambo V: Last Blood Premiere - 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 24 May 2019
The even worse news for her is that I will have to look up her name again another time.
Kendall Jenner
Vanity Fair Oscars Party held at the Wallis Annenberg Center - Arrivals Featuring: Kendall Jenner
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Feb 2019
Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com
I mean, I guess it's good that the "something" she forgot was not her waxing appointment.
Kat Graham
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Admittedly I laughed out loud at this, so maybe it's not all bad. But... it is.
We haven't even GOTTEN to anything in a color yet.
Zoe Kravitz
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Zoe Kravitz
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019
Wearing Saint Laurent
This outfit is not even trying.
Naomi Campbell
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Naomi Campbell is seen attending Naomi Campbell - Fashion Awards afterparty at Tramp on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
This supermodel may not even be trying either.
Julia Garner
71st Emmy Awards (2019) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Julia Garner
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 22 Sep 2019
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Whereas THIS outfit is trying too many things.
Taraji P. Henson
, Los Angeles, CA -20190922 - The 71st Primetime Emmy Awards -PICTURED: Taraji P. Henson
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This is mostly in the sheer category because being able to see her miniskirt seems like the most egregious part of an overall underwhelming gown.
Hailee Steinfeld
-Newark, NJ - 20190826 - 2019 MTV Video Music Awards Arrivals at Prudential Center -PICTURED: Hailee Steinfeld
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Child, no.
Lili Reinhart in Valentino
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Lili Reinhart
Valentino show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
CHILD, NO.
Constance Wu
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Constance Wu
76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019
Imagine if that top were orange, and also not visibly boned. Imagine just a plain orange strapless bodice. It's automatically better.
Kiki Layne
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Kiki Layne arrives at the 76th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif
76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019
And this poor beautiful girl got THAT bodice, which is also horribly unfair to anyone.
Bella Hadid
2019 MTV Video Music Awards at Prudential Center - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Bella Hadid
Where: New York, New Jersey, United States
When: 26 Aug 2019
Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com
Oy. Too many straps.
Carrie Underwood
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Carrie Underwood
53rd Annual CMA Awards, Arrivals, Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, USA - 13 Nov 2019
This also could have gone in the Actual Fabric post, because I'm not sure simply taking away the sheer solves any of its problems. But choices were made, and here we are, on so many levels.
Lady Victoria Hervey
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Lady Victoria Hervey
'A Hidden Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2019
SHE'S BACK.
Jackie Cruz
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... did she spill her Nair, or something?
Julianne Hough
, Las Vegas, NV -20190501- 2019 Billboard Music Awards -PICTURED: Julianne Hough
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YOUR CARDIGAN SHOULD NOT BE LONGER THAN YOUR PANTSSSSS.
Olivia Munn
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Cast member of 'The Rook', US actress Olivia Munn poses on the pink carpet during the Cannes Series Festival in Cannes, 08 April 2019. The event will take place from 05 to 10 April.
Cannes Series Festival 2019, France - 08 Apr 2019
I just don't know about a dress that makes it look like your crotch is shooting fabric.
Indya Moore
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10405776cp)
Indya Moore
71st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Sep 2019
This one, I believe, won the Worst Dressed poll for the Emmys.
Jeannie Mai
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10095057cc)
Jeannie Mai
61st Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Feb 2019
Even her shoes are sheer. Everything about this outfit is putting my soul through a wood chipper. How fitting for 2019.
