Kristin Scott Thomas

Look at that gorgeous face, and then look at the horrific formal smock hanging underneath it. KST is no stranger to a robe, but she never looks sloppy, so this is a mystery to me.

Josephine Skriver

I hope all that fabric is light as a feather, because she's basically carrying it around by its neck. There is some gorgeous workmanship on the dress and boots, though. This whole thing is the kind of Extra that mostly works at events that encourage it, like this one; the reason I put it here is that it just DOES seem like it's throttling her.

Kaia Gerber in Alexander McQueen

This is basically McQueen doing its best Julien Macdonald imitation. It looks like a very expensive apocalypse.

In case you couldn't tell that it's pants. Because it sure needed one more thing going on.

Karen Elson

The neckline here is really good, but the rest of it is TIRESOME IN THE EXTREME.

Kendall Jenner in Julien Macdonald

SPEAKING OF TIRESOME IN THE EXTREME.

Kendall Jenner

Julien Macdonald, I've griped often, does such beautiful work and it's ALWAYS undercut for me my how much of it is naked as hell. Imagine this lined. 

Winnie Harlow in Versace

I like this one mildly better, but... yeah. This almost feels like Versace doing an imitation of Julien Macdonald.

Jourdan Dunn

This one falls apart for me because of her entire leg hanging out on one side...

... and the fact that I think the train is really limp and almost not Extra ENOUGH.

Doutzen Kroes

More like DOTzen Kroes AM I RIGHT?!? But, seriously, this is ridiculous.

Bar Refaeli

I am just so very stricken that this exists. It wounds me.

Cressida Bonas

This bothered me because it looks sort of messy AND casual, and it shouldn't. Her legs and shoes are great, but the rest of it looks like she was on a job interview for an internship in 2002.

Brooke Shields in Victoria Beckham

"I am the ghost of funerals past."

Sara Sampaio

Her poor boobs, sentenced to jail time.

Cindy Crawford in Marchesa

Is this overtly bad? No, but doesn't it bum you out a little? Cindy is one of the original supers, and this has no personality at all AND feels like refried Angelina Jolie. Also, here's the thing: If you're going to stick out your neck for Georgina Chapman, at LEAST do it for one of their really accomplished pieces.

Martha Hunt

It seems somebody Dr Moreau'd her with a Venus Flytrap.

Gabriella Wilde in ALtuzarra

She is going to fail her enrollment interview at the University of Blazers.

Ellie Goulding

"Yes, I should be out of the body cast in 4-6 weeks. Would you like to sign it?"

Ellie Goulding

This is a BETTER look, comparatively, but the ribbon chokers are always going to chafe. Me, that is, but also possibly them.

Liv Tyler

Those pants fit a little strangely in the crotch, and I wish it was either the jacket OR the blouse. Together, they fight.

Jenna Coleman in Preen

I wavered on whether this worked for me, because her lipstick is super, and it has a vintage feel. But the turtleneck and the ruffle felt like someone sewed a dickey to a nightgown.

Alexa Chung in Alexachung

It's very HER, but mustard yellow velvet with shades of petticoats ultimately don't work for me.

Suki Waterhouse in Mulberry

The strip poker game had started half an hour early, and Suki's cards were not kind.

Saoirse Ronan

I also wavered on this one but the color pattern on the fringe looks like a performance costume for someone re-recording the Ice Castles theme.

Rita Ora in Prada

The shapeless suit could be worse, but the knee socks... they're just SO Ensemble in Annie to me.

The Worst and the Wackiest of the British Fashion Awards

Please note: "Worst" and "Wackiest" are not necessarily synonyms.