BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Danielle Brooks attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
You know I love her. But this was custom, and it doesn't fit like it was.
Elle Fanning in vintage Balmain
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Elle Fanning attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
I love that she went vintage, but... this is in here because I'm crabby about it. I don't like the askew bow, and I think the styling is really bland. Elle is someone who can pull off SO MUCH. This feels like she forgot to pick something until that morning.
Emily Blunt in custom McQueen
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Emily Blunt attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
The bottom is a terrible womp-womp, obviously, but I don't even think the top works. I call SHENANIGANS.
Fantasia in D&G
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Fantasia Barrino attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
They made this for her. For this. Hold up your hand over the blue part and it's a home run. Move your hand again and it's an error. They started with that great bodice, they went into the sparkly white part, all was going swimmingly, and then PULL OVER IT'S A DUST RUFFLE.
Greta Gerwig in custom Fendi
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: (L-R) Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach attend the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage,)
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Hannah Waddingham attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 7, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Were they out of ideas? How do you run out of ideas for HANNAH WADDINGHAM.
Pom Klementieff in D&G
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Pom Klementieff arrives at the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
This just didn't... work. At all.
Sarah Snook in Prabal Gurung
Sarah Snook at the 81st Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 7, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Salangsang/Golden Globes 2024/Golden Globes 2024 via Getty Images)
She is almost certainly going to win an Emmy on Monday and I hope they saved the best for that one. This is yikes.
Selena Gomez in Armani
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 07: Selena Gomez arrives at the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 07, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
I didn't hate this at all! But SO many of you did, here and on our DWB chat. So this is for you. If you hate it, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.