> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Worst Shoes on the Runways in 2024 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/worst-shoes-on-the-runways-in-2024/ - Published: 2024-12-27T18:45:39.000Z - Updated: 2024-12-17T23:46:48.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27 ## Cavia ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/12/cavia-prs-s25-019-1734408896.jpg) We begin with health food for your feet. These look like I made them, and I don't even know how to do ... whatever that is. ## Dries Van Noten ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Van-Noten-clp-F24-071-1734408567.jpg) You can also wear artificial turf. God, I hope it's artificial. ## Robert Wun ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Wun-HC-clp-F24-052-1734408541.jpg) PERFECT for if you have one very long toenail. ## Zomer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Zomer-bks-F24-046-1734408552.jpg) What colorful foot macaroni. ## Louis Vuitton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Vuitton-clp-S25-115-1734408576.jpg) Got a lot of souvenir pins lying around? Here's a solution. ## Uma Wang ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Uma-Wang-clp-S25-057-1734408588.jpg) The part that speaks to me the most is the Band-Aid on the model's pinky. ## Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Valentino-clp-S25-069-1734408599.jpg) It's not necessarily the shoe; it's... ALL OF IT. ## Thom Browne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Thom-Browne-HC-bks-F24-150-1734408608.jpg) Save space in your suitcase by buying shoes that work as a hairbrush. ## Toga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Toga-clp-S25-043-1734408619.jpg) This is a very hastily constructed weapon. ## Simone Rocha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Rocha-clp-S25-058-1734408631.jpg) DELIVER ME. ## Septwolves ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Septwolves-bks-S25-039-1734408639.jpg) Secretly, I am not mad at these. ## Ottolinger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Ottolinger-clp-S25-113-1734408647.jpg) Unsecretly, I am extremely mad at these, and I bet the model was too. ## Rave Review ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Rave-Review-bks-S25-028-1734408659.jpg) This is a terrible use of friendship bracelets. ## Ottolinger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Ottolinger-clp-F24-043-1734408679.jpg) This looks almost medical. ## Ottolinger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Ottolinger-clp-S25-097-1734408690.jpg) This basically IS a compression sock that's holding the sole onto her foot. Ugh. ## Miu Miu ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Miu-Miu-clp-S25-154-1734408701.jpg) Okay, I just realized I need one of those little sock rings to protect the top of my foot when I'm wearing some of my sneakers without socks. ## Natasha Zinko ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Natasha-Zinko-clp-S25-047-1734408710.jpg) No. ## Lacoste ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Lacoste-clp-S25-123-1734408722.jpg) NO. ## Ferragamo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Ferragamo-clp-S25-090-1734408789.jpg) JUST NO. ## Lacoste ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Lacoste-clp-S25-129-1734408734.jpg) Also I am not on board with jelly shoes unless you are in elementary school. ## Mark Fast ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Mark-Fast-clp-S25-081-1734408743.jpg) These do not speak to me. ## Hui ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Hui-clp-S25-082-1734408755.jpg) CURVEBALL: These are cute. I lightboxed them before I decided to make this all hideous shoes, and forgot it was in here. Jessica should own these. ## Kei Ninomiya ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Kei-Ninomiya-clp-S25-041-1734408766.jpg) When my feet get to this point, yes, I will bejewel them. I'm probably not that far off, honestly. ## Kiko Kostadinov ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Kiko-Kostadinov-clp-F24-094-1734408778.jpg) So... part Wellington, part brogue? ## Florania ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Florania-prs-F24-062-1734408800.jpg) So... are these stretchy socks pulled on OVER shoes? ## Coperni ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Coperni-clp-S25-082-1734408812.jpg) I SEE YOU, TOE POCKETS. ## Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Dior-clp-S25-118-1734408831.jpg) These just seem so un-Dior to me. ## Ferragamo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Ferragamo-clp-F24-093-1734408843.jpg) Wigs for your feet are so hot right now. ## Collina Strada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Collina-Strada-clp-F24-040-1734408854.jpg) I see that Ugg logo on there. Ugg is really pushing it. ## Collina Strada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Collina-Strada-clp-S25-059-1734408864.jpg) A SUMMER version?!? ## Chloe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Chloe-clp-S25-168-1734408875.jpg) How I Spent My Summer Holidays. ## Chloe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Chloe-clp-S25-160-1734408923.jpg) Say it with me: CHLOE IS A MENACE. ## Bottega Veneta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Bottega-Veneta-clp-S25-118-1734408931.jpg) These just seem like a pain to keep on your feet. ## Calcaterra ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Calcaterra-clp-F24-046-1734408943.jpg) What am I even looking at? ## Balmain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Balmain-clp-S25-119-1734408954.jpg) Okay, fine, the lipstick heel is kitchy and cute. I am not sure why the rest of it looks like the leather is flaking off. ## Beretta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Beretta-prs-F24-051-1734408965.jpg) It feels like there's always one with the misplaced heel. ## Avavav ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Avavav-clp-S25-073-1734408973.jpg) FOUR toes. Okay. Obviously they're just strapped over the top of normal shoes, but the four toes adds a special level of creepiness. ## Avavav ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Avavav-clp-S25-079-1734408985.jpg) These remind me of some Steve Madden shoes I had in, oh, 2002? But these are weirder. ## Acne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Acne-clp-S25-128-1734408995.jpg) It's like someone embellished an Isotoner and then jammed a pencil up in it. ## The Attico ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Attico-clp-S25-056-1734409017.jpg) Why do SO many of these look like craft projects? ## Alabama Muse ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/12/Alabama-Muse-bks-F24-024-1734409006.jpg) These are from backstage, although if I told you someone sent them down the runway, you probably wouldn't be surprised. At least SOMEONE gave these women a foot spa. [The Worst Shoes on the Runway in 2024Love a train wreck.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/12/cavia-prs-s25-019-1734408896.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-worst-shoes-on-the-runway-in-2024-12-2024/)