Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13645636bj)
Sharon Stone poses for photographers upon arrival at the opening gala ceremony for the The Red Sea International Film Festival in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
Red Sea Film Festival Day 1, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - 01 Dec 2022
I will never stop laughing at this. Ever. God bless.
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Balkis Press/ABACA/Shutterstock (13646817f)
US actress Sharon Stone walks the red carpet as she arrives to the opening ceremony of 2nd Red Sea Film Festival, in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, on December 1st, 2022.
Sharon Stone at Red Sea Film Festival - Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - 01 Dec 2022
She looks like she's about to chew on it. It's AMAZING. Never change, Sharon.
Julia Garner in Gucci
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock for PEOPLE (13385936ar)
Julia Garner
74th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Sep 2022
Wearing Gucci
The shoes and the cutout combined to make this a thud for us.
Anitta
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gary I Rothstein/UPI/Shutterstock (13673096bc)
Anitta walks the red carpet at the Y100's iHeartRadio Jingle Ball 2022 show at the FLA Live Arena in Sunrise, Florida, on Sunday, December 18, 2022.
Jingle B2022 Florida, Sunrise, United States - 18 Dec 2022
This may not be WORST, per se, but it was definitely a disturbing illusion.
Jeremy Strong
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12920949wb)
Jeremy Strong
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
So, for the Met Gala paying tribute to American fashion, Jeremy went with -- per the designer's IG page -- "fabric from the turn of century made by Archivio J.M. Ribot of Roma, Italia." That's a lot of trouble to go to, to miss the mark.
Nicki Minaj
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Nicki Minaj
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
Whoever made this REALLY messed up. Nicki seemed annoyed by it on the red carpet, as well, and who can blame her?
Billie Eilish in Gucci
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Billie Eilish
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
Wearing Gucci
Put her in The Gilded Age! Agnes will have WORDS.
Cole Sprouse
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12920949ku)
Cole Sprouse
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
No, I do not want to buy a stolen watch from the Tin Man, but thanks.
Vanessa Hudgens
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Vanessa Hudgens
2022 Met Gala departures at The Mark Hotel, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
Vanessa hosted the red carpet, and apparently decided nothing says "America's impact on fashion" quite like highlighting your nipples and pelvis.
Kim and Pete
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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
Wearing Jean-Louis, Marilyn Monroe Dress
Much has been written about the wisdom of Kim Kardashian wearing a fragile archival Marilyn Monroe gown, and truly, the gown itself is lovely and not bad at all. The worst part for ME (Heather) was how she bragged about losing 16 pounds to fit and being so proud of herself, and so hungry, and so much diet and so thin. Kim cannot get out of her own way; her tone-deafness on almost all subjects always wins out. So this is a worst moment in terms of the person, not the garment.
Kylie Jenner
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/BEI/Shutterstock (12920948ku)
Kylie Jenner
Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of In America: An Anthology of Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 02 May 2022
Wearing Off-White Same Outfit as catwalk model *12826863ck
I guess the ball cap IS very American, but... no.
Tracee Ellis Ross
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12862761dd)
Tracee Ellis Ross
94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Carolina Herrera Same Outfit as catwalk model *12807626p
This was everyone's RESOUNDING choice for worst-dressed at the Oscars. Even Tracee tried to hide under a wrap for a while. This is the dress form of that scene in Showgirls where Elizabeth Berkley has major rouged nipples.
Tallia Storm
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12794063as)
Tallia Storm
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
So many people wore versions of this catsuit. SO MANY. And guess what, it was ridiculous on all of them.
Emma Watson in Chanel
Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (12847095cv)
Emma Watson
Charles Finch X Chanel dinner, London, UK - 12 Mar 2022
This is just... terrible. Wow. I had blocked it out.
Emily Carey
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (13050432bz)
Emily Carey
'House of the Dragon' TV series premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jul 2022
If the assignment was "??????????" then she definitely understood it.
Piper Perabo
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock for SAG Awards (12818590bz)
Piper Perabo
28th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Roaming Arrivals, The Barker Hangar, Santa Monica, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Feb 2022
What makes the dishwater tulle even worse is that GREAT suit in frame behind her.
Saweetie in Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12830268lj)
Saweetie
Billboard Women in Music Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 02 Mar 2022
Wearing Valentino
Good grief, Valentino.
Emilia Jones in Miu Miu
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12835547dj)
Emilia Jones
Virtuosos Award presented by UGG, Santa Barbara International Film Festival, California, USA - 05 Mar 2022
Wearing Miu Miu
Miu Miu has a LOT to answer for in the past few years. This entire thing looks like she tailored it herself, at home, with none of the proper supplies.
Kristen Stewart
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12833907p)
Kristen Stewart
American Riviera Award, Santa Barbara International Film Festival, California, USA - 04 Mar 2022
Wearing Chanel Same Outfit as catwalk model *12773065cn
Kristen's head looked superb during her "Spencer" awards run -- inversely proportionate to the caliber of a lot of her outfits.
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (12865770xw)
Kristen Stewart
94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Chanel, Custom
This theoretically isn't as bad, but for the Oscars? Honey, if you're going to rock the boat, ROCK THE BOAT. Make them GREAT shorts, not banal ones.
Kristen Wiig
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Image Press Agency/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (12848815lo)
Kristen Wiig wearing a Rodarte dress, Femme LA shoes, and Prasi jewelry arrives at the 27th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel on March 13, 2022 in Century City, Los Angeles, California, United States.
27th Annual Critics' Choice Awards - Arrivals, Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel, Century City, Los Angeles, California, United States - 14 Mar 2022
Well, we are critics, and we did choose this, albeit to represent the year's worst. So is that like winning?
Jodie Turner-Smith
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Jodie Turner-Smith wearing Gucci with Bulgari jewelry arrives at the 27th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held at the Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel on March 13, 2022 in Century City, Los Angeles, California, United States.
27th Annual Critics' Choice Awards - Arrivals, Fairmont Century Plaza Hotel, Century City, Los Angeles, California, United States - 14 Mar 2022
In the end, we picked this as the worst of Jodie's year, because... well, I don't actually think we need to justify it. Just look. And then consider how GREAT her year became, sartorially, and you will be mad at this all over again.
Lady Gaga
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12848449bt)
Lady Gaga attends the Critics Choice Awards celebration at The Savoy Hotel, in London
Critics Choice Awards - Arrivals, London, United Kingdom - 13 Mar 2022
I cannot screech about this enough. Honestly, this is the outfit I'm the MOST surprised I forgot, considering HOW MUCH I ACTIVELY CANNOT STAND IT. Boy, it all came flooding back.
Sandra Bullock
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jack Plunkett/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12850133j)
Sandra Bullock arrives for the world premiere of "The Lost City" at the Paramount Theatre during the South by Southwest Film Festival, in Austin, Texas
2022 SXSW - "The Lost City", Austin, United States - 12 Mar 2022
Her face says, "No, I am NOT a clown, thanks for asking."
Rita Ora
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13649530fn)
Rita Ora
The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 05 Dec 2022
Wearing Nensi Dojaka
If you have a year without Rita Ora in this slideshow, did it even count?
Rita Ora
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13619328fv)
Rita Ora
29th MTV Europe Music Awards, Arrivals, Dusseldorf, Germany - 13 Nov 2022
If you had a year without Rita Ora in this slideshow TWICE, did it even HAPPEN?
Sydney Sweeney
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/Shutterstock (13626134j)
Sydney Sweeney
GQ Men of the Year Awards, London, UK - 16 Nov 2022
Wearing LaQuan Smith Same Outfit as catwalk model *13387218ao
Ugh. The breastplate doesn't fit her, it's off-center, the whole design is a crooked silly mess.
Sydney Sweeney
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13471000cv)
Sydney Sweeney
ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 17 Oct 2022
Wearing Rokh
I have not liked her styling at all this year. I find that they're either aiming twee-girly, or hard-edged, in a way that is too extreme on either side and too costumey. And why is her hair wet?
Lashana Lynch
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (13616604al)
Lashana Lynch
Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards, Claridge's, London, UK - 10 Nov 2022
Wearing Roksanda
I would love to know what the rest of this outfit was, before a marinara accident forced her to tie that around her waist.
Gwendoline Christie
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190ah)
Gwendoline Christie
'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022
Every time I see her, I want to write "Gwen Stacy" instead of "Gwen Christie," for no good reason at all UNLESS perhaps my subconscious wants to see a version of Spider-Man in which she plays Gwen Stacy. Or a version of Anne of Green Gables in which she plays Miss Stacey. Or, both. Anyway, this dress is wretched.
Gwendoline Christie in Rick Owens
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Gwendoline Christie
'The Sandman' film premiere, London, UK - 03 Aug 2022
Wearing Rick Owens Same Outfit as catwalk model *12831335l
This is funky-experimental, obviously, and I know some people liked it, but I thought it was distractingly weird; however, the main reason it's in here is because one of you wrote in the comments that this would be really irritating for a left-handed person to wear, and that tickled my funny bone (also, it's true).
Rihanna in Rick Owens
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Rihanna attends the premiere of Marvel's 'Black Panther: Wakanda Forever' at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California, USA, 26 October 2022. The movie is set to be release on 11 November 2022 in the USA.
'Black Panther: Wakanda Forever' premiere in Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2022
Rick Owens didn't do it for me this year, I guess. Rihanna deserved a lot better for her first red carpet after having her baby, AND at the one celebrating her first new music in umpteen years. It looks like she's carrying the baby in a bassinet sewn to her thighs.
Janicza Bravo
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marechal Aurore/ABACA/Shutterstock (13364877aa)
Janicza Bravo attending The Whale Premiere during the 79th Venice International Film Festival (Mostra) in Venice, Italy on September 04, 2022.
Venice The Whale Premiere, Italy - 04 Sep 2022
She always has a wild dress sense, but this outfit really got me. She looks like she made half of it out of a laundry bag, and that it might also still have some of her laundry in it.
Gemma Chan
Mandatory Credit: Photo by JP PARIENTE/JM HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (12960636p)
Gemma Chan
'Mother and Son' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2022
Wearing Louis Vuitton
She is too lovely for this boring nonsense.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12954028ff)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
'The Innocent' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 24 May 2022
.... what.
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12956840n)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
'Chopard Loves Cinema' dinner, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 25 May 2022
AGAIN, what?!? Was there a twofer sale on plain bras and she DESPERATELY wanted someone to ask about the great deal she got?
SWINTON
Mandatory Credit: Photo by JP PARIENTE/JM HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (12950272b)
Tilda Swinton attends the screening of 'R.M.N' during the 75th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2022 in Cannes, France.
CANNES 'R.M.N' Red Carpet, 75th Annual Cannes Film Festival, Rods, France - 21 May 2022
Wearing Alaia
I mean, it's ENTERTAINING, as I hope many of these are in their own ways, but... no.
Justin Bieber
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12879670oh)
Justin Bieber
64th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, USA - 03 Apr 2022
Wearing Balenciaga, Custom
Everything about this is wrong. He has had a rough year. I don't know if he'd started having one by the time he wore this, as it was very early, but this does scream, "Can I go home?"
Greta Lee
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12825992fo)
Greta Lee
28th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, The Barker Hangar, Santa Monica, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Feb 2022
Wearing Marc Jacobs
I think this is Marc Jacobs, and while that's become a surprise on the red carpet, I don't know if I would call this a FUN one. The top really doesn't fit. I see you, underboob.
Tallia Storm
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hannah Young/Shutterstock (12815094k)
Tallia Storm
Oh Polly show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2022, London Fashion Week, UK - 19 Feb 2022
She worked hard to make this gallery. We probably could have put her in a third time.
Chloe Sevigny
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13446395a)
Chloe Sevigny attends the "Bones and All" premiere during the 60th New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, in New York
2022 NYFF - "Bones and All" Premiere, New York, United States - 06 Oct 2022
Wearing Jacquemus
Lipstick is great, face is a welcome sight after she'd been gone a while... and dress is a gaffe.
David Choe
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12836372fn)
David Choe
The Film Independent Spirit Awards, Arrivals, Santa Monica, Los Angeles, California, USA - 06 Mar 2022
Long have I ached to look like a garden hose. Now I see how it can be done. (It's a fake snake, and it does have a face. He's an artist, and I would argue it's bad art if my first thought was whether we're in a hosepipe ban and if so whether we could make it apply to his foot.)
Rachel Zegler in Dior
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI/Shutterstock (12880787b)
Rachel Zegler arrives for the 64th annual Grammy Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada on Sunday, April 3, 2022.
Grammy Awards 2022, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States - 03 Apr 2022
Wearing Dior
Ghastly. WHY did anyone do this to her.
Berenice Bejo
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12954028id)
Berenice Bejo
'The Innocent' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 24 May 2022
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Louis Vuitton
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (12998477bh)
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Louis Vuitton show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jun 2022
I almost put him in PANTS MADNESS, but I decided his pants badness plus whatever lunacy Vuitton gave to Jessica Biel added up to a spot in the main draw.
Alison Brie
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13038670if)
Alison Brie
ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 20 Jul 2022
She was the worst-dressed at the ESPYs by a significant measure.
Ruth Wilson
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Nils Jorgensen/Shutterstock (13370083am)
Ruth Wilson
'See How They Run,' Premiere, London, UK - 06 Sep 2022
I don't like the dress, but the shoes are an abomination.
Julia Roberts
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13370900bu)
Julia Roberts
'Ticket To Paradise' film premiere, London, UK - 07 Sep 2022
Am I being harsh? Maybe. But, this was just a movie premiere. If we were at Julia Roberts: A Life in Movies, or whatever, then okay, fine, a wonky little custom tribute to the family that supports her would feel like a meaningful gesture. But this was just a for a weak rom-com with Clooney. It just... seemed like the wrong time for a dress that also isn't that nice.
Lauren Jauregui
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (13380114cn)
Lauren Jauregui
Bloomingdale's 150 x Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Party, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Sep 2022
The bad news is, this wouldn't be great even if we COULDN'T see right through it. But the fact that seeing through it was the entire POINT is really the worst.
Meg Stalter
Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13428586av)
Megan Stalter
Variety's Power of Women, Los Angeles, California, USA - 28 Sep 2022
This heinous babydoll design is made worse by the fact that -- as I noted the first time around -- the fabric reminds me of those white stretchy underpants they give you in the hospital after you have a baby. (And probably other surgeries too.)
Addison Rae
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13612702ap)
Addison Rae arrives at the 2022 WIF Honors, at The Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif
2022 WIF Honors - Arrivals/Show, Beverly Hills, United States - 27 Oct 2022
Starts out fine, ends up frayed and possibly dirty.
Lupita Nyong'o in Ashlyn
Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13537369hb)
Lupita Nyong'o
2022 Ebony Power 100, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 29 Oct 2022
Wearing Ashlyn
This did not work AT ALL.
Kerry Washington
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (13613586bw)
Kerry Washington
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
One reason I picked this, aside from it being eaten by wolves: She wore it to the CFDAs on the night she, and they, were honoring her stylist Law Roach as the best of the year. And honestly, not only is this bad, but her styling in general this year has not worked out well, so maybe he should've brought someone else?
Danai Gurira
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13631968bz)
Danai Gurira arrives at "The Walking Dead" Live: The Finale Event, at The Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles
"The Walking Dead" Live: The Finale Event, Los Angeles, United States - 20 Nov 2022
O what a tangled web we weave.
Katy Perry in Marques Almeida
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (13616146kr)
Katy Perry
56th Annual CMA Awards, Arrivals, Nashville, Tennessee, USA - 09 Nov 2022
Wearing Marques Almeida
Some of you did not hate this! But I did. Oh, how I did.
Kendall Jenner in Burc Akyol
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13609121hc)
Kendall Jenner
LACMA Art+Film Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Nov 2022
Wearing Burc Akyol
Indeed, she SHOULD have pressed pause.
Billie Eilish in Gucci
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13609120dj)
Billie Eilish
LACMA Art+Film Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Nov 2022
Wearing Gucci
This started out as a joint outfit with her boyfriend, with a slumber party theme. It looked much better covered in the blanket. This dress that was hiding underneath is just so blaaaaaaah.
Tinashe in Mugler
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13624047cu)
Tinashe
Mugler Couturissime Exhibition Opening, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 15 Nov 2022
A bajillion sculptural Muglers exist to celebrate the opening of a Mugler exhibit, and she picks... this.
Idina Menzel
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13627013r)
Idina Menzel arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Disenchanted,", at El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles
LA Premiere of "Disenchanted", Los Angeles, United States - 16 Nov 2022
The green part of her dress looks like a bum sitting on a pink bench. Just TRY to unsee that now. I think the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem was behind this.
Samantha Camara
Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Locher/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13628324cu)
Samantha Camara arrives at the 23rd annual Latin Grammy Awards at the Mandalay Bay Michelob Ultra Arena, in Las Vegas
2022 Latin Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Las Vegas, United States - 17 Nov 2022
Be speechless with me. Please.
Cate Blanchett in McQueen
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13629877yp)
Cate Blanchett
13th Governors Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 19 Nov 2022
This re-wear was just as bad the first time.
Caitriona Balfe
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stuart Wallace/Shutterstock (13629343bl)
Caitriona Balfe on the red carpet
BAFTA Scotland Awards, Arrivals, Glasgow, Scotland, UK - 20 Nov 2022
I sing the same song every time, almost: Gorgeous human, grievous outfits.
Sienna Miller
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (13634794bg)
Sienna Miller
Claridge's Christmas Tree Unveiling, London, UK - 23 Nov 2022
Wearing Simone Rocha
Girl, what? No.
Lily James in Rodarte
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13649532la)
Lily James
The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 05 Dec 2022
There's no way this even looked better on the hanger.
Katie Holmes
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13659887ed)
Katie Holmes
Z100's Jingle Ball, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Dec 2022
GO HOME, JOEY POTTER. To the aughts. And stay there.
Lily Collins
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Berzane Nasser/ABACA/Shutterstock (13652877ad)
Lily Collins attends the 'Emily In Paris' by Netflix - Season 3 World Premiere at Theatre Des Champs Elysees on December 07, 2022 in Paris, France.
Emily In Paris - Season 3 World Premiere At Theatre Des Champs Elysees NB, France - 06 Dec 2022
Wearing Saint Laurent
Someone has done wrong by unbleached coffee filters.
Tessa Thompson
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13380112cg)
Tessa Thompson
'The Hanging Sun' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 10 Sep 2022
You may have thought we were winding down, BUT NO, I present to you THIS NIGHTMARE.
Emma Corrin
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Angel Marchini/SOPA Images/Shutterstock (13384321u)
Emma Corrin
'My Policeman' premiere, Toronto International Film Festival, Canada - 11 Sep 2022
Wearing Miu Miu
I did consider other outfits of Emma's, but honestly, the Loewe goldfish at least had some personality and creativity to its existence. This high-cut getup exists only to require extreme waxing and has little else to say, so here it is.
K Stew and Lea Seydoux
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12951658cp)
Kristen Stewart and Lea Seydoux
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
Ooh, she's in here three times. Well, as Jessica noted the first time, this DOES come off like the embodiment of the joke that she lost the bottoms and grabbed a bedsheet.
Dove Cameron
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Image Press Agency/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (12942327by)
American actress Dove Cameron wearing an Ashlyn gown and Giuseppe Zanotti heels arrives at the 2022 Billboard Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 15, 2022 in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States.
2022 Billboard Music Awards - Arrivals, Mgm Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States - 16 May 2022
She ALSO had several contenders, but I feel good about the one we picked.
Olivia Wilde
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13628734b)
Olivia Wilde arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Women Talking,", at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, Calif
LA Premiere of "Women Talking", Beverly Hills, United States - 17 Nov 2022
But why?
Queen Latifah
Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (13484599b)
Queen Latifah
theGrio Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 22 Oct 2022
BUT WHYYYY.
Gigi Hadid
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13378711ch)
Gigi Hadid
Daily Front Row Awards, Arrivals, New York Fashion Week, USA - 10 Sep 2022
When even a model can't make sense of it...
Rosario Dawson in Siriano
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock for PEOPLE (13385936ba)
Rosario Dawson
74th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Sep 2022
Wearing Christian Siriano
Oh, Christian, this was not your finest hour.
Nicole Byer
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock for PEOPLE (13385927df)
Nicole Byer
74th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Sep 2022
And SHE has had so many wonderful red carpet moments... this simply wasn't one of them.
Auli'i Cravalho
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Buchan/Shutterstock (12912890ab)
Auli'i Cravalho
'Crush' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Apr 2022
Wearing Prabal Gurung Same Outfit as catwalk model *12439156q
I don't know if we're giggling for the same reasons, but hey, at least she looks happy.
Zazie Beetz
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12862768xv)
Zazie Beetz
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Monot
She tried it.
Tessa Thompson
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12868874nk)
Tessa Thompson
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
Wearing Schiaparelli Same Outfit as catwalk model *12773061a
She REALLY tried it.
Olivia Rodrigo
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 24: Olivia Rodrigo at the Disney+ Olivia Rodrigo: Driving Home 2 U Premiere at the Regency Village Theater in Los Angeles, California on March 24, 2022. Credit: Faye Sadou/MediaPunch
Disney+ Olivia Rodrigo: Driving Home 2 U Premiere - 24 Mar 2022
She appears to have haphazardly tried it. I think she's holding her hands there to make sure she can tug the skirt down, but it ends up unintentionally coming across like a particular hand gesture that has been co-opted. Which is unfortunate.
Haley Bennett in Simone Rocha
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 14: Haley Bennett attends the World Premiere of "She Is Love" during the 66th BFI London Film Festival at The Curzon Mayfair on October 14, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/WireImage)
Yikes.
Emily Ratajkowski
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 12: Emily Ratajkowski attends W Magazine 50th Anniversary presented By Lexus at Shun Lee on October 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for W Magazine)
YIKES.
Kate Walsh
Kate Walsh at the special screening of season 3 of "Emily In Paris" held at The French Consulate General on December 15, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Nina Westervelt/Variety via Getty Images)
KATE NO.
Halsey
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Halsey
iHeartRadio Music Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 22 Mar 2022
Happy end of 2022, everyone! May we have a much better 2023, full of robust fugs and fabs of all kinds.