Karlie Kloss in Grace Ling

I guess her pants have a... nylon panel? Mesh panel? Whatever it is, she had to keep her hand in her pocket so that we'd see it. I think... I'd have been fine missing it.

In case there weren't enough windows.

Kim in Skims x Fendi

Kim is wearing one of her new designs with Fendi, and if you've always wanted to spend your rent money on looking like one of your boobs is painfully engorged, then this line is for YOU.

with Demi Moore in Fendi

Sincerely, what in the world is that design. It looks actively painful.

Lil Nas X in Thom Browne

This is a good match of designer and wearer, but I think LNX can carry off more. Thom can toss all his wackiest tricks at this dude and it'd work. So TOSS THEM.

He did at least get the dog purse.

We've seen these shoes before on plenty of other people, but why do they look so WEIRD here? They look... elongated? They're like clown boots.

Lewis Hamilton

And those look like Ronald McDonald's boots but in black. Maybe "clown" was an unspoken theme.

Imaan Hammam and Brandon Maxwell

Sure! This all seems fine.

Martha Stewart and Kevin Sharkey

You can always trust Martha to deliver gold lamé, but dear God, the suit around it is terribly average and the velvet platform sandals are... the nicest word I will use is "practical."

Tory Burch

Tori, this is no way to use your yarn scraps.

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan is basically there because he's a celebrity who bought a gin company, and made some good ads (remember when he hired the Peloton woman to do a pretend sequel to that viral commercial?). His suit is fine. I don't love the navy tie with it, exactly? Mostly he looks a a little too orange and a little too... coiled, like he's getting ready to run away.

Ella Emhoff in Proenza Schouler

The dress is a basic sleeveless shift with an unfinished hem; it's very Whatever. I'm far more interested in the coat.

Meadow Walker and, and in, Jason Wu

She looks cute in that, but I don't think even matching the purse and shoes can make the color pairing work for me. I'd prefer a necklace.

Sherry Weston

Well. Now I want a Big Bird clutch.

Emily Ratajkowski in Khaite

SURPRISE! Emily looks entirely reasonable! STOP THE PRESSES! Which, actually, this post is done now, so.

Karlie Kloss Tied for Most Perplexing at the WSJ Innovators Party

With, who else, Kim Kardashian.