Billie Eilish in Miu Miu

"Thank you for flying Eilish Airlines. We know you have a choice in air travel, and we appreciate you standing by us even though our shoes and socks are heinous."

Britt Lower

Bless her, but that top is horrendous. None of this works, honestly. I'd say she should have put the coat on, but it looks potentially awful, too. I love her and there has to be a stylist who can more adeptly balance her personal quirky tastes with good clothes.

Adam Scott

Handsome and professorial.

Ben Stiller

I believe Derek Zoolander got this for his school for kids who can't read good. Interestingly, Derek Zoolander may have been something of a prophet, because there are now quite a few schools for kids who can't read good. Not enough, though! And they're not affordable enough either! This is one of my soapboxes! But at least Derek saw a problem and tried to fix it.

Chloe Flower

She's a classical pianist, and probably looks awesome seated at a grand in a flowy dress with her lovely curls.

Paloma Elsesser

For when it's $10,000 a plate and they're serving a LOT of lobster.

Spike Lee

This is jazzy and colorful.

Rosie Perez

She must be there for Spike Lee. She looks terrific. I miss Rosie Perez.

Hailey Bieber

Well, I guess the white pumps are a bolder choice than black, at least?

Brittany Snow in Akris

I LOVE this. It's so tactile. Like a glamorous Cookie Monster.

Stephen Colbert

Sir, you are a gem.

WSJ Innovators Honored, Among Others, Billie Eilish

And Ben Stiller, and Spike Lee.