Kat Graham
This is one of those with an overlay that might not have been awful, if it were itself a fully realized gown.
Lady Victoria Hervey
This was the infamous dress that made us care about (well, "care about") Lady Victoria Hervey again (or for the first time).
Lady Victoria Hervey
She backed right into Fug Madness with it HA HA HA HA HA HA HA sigh.
Paris Hilton
This was the dress that reminded us we don't actually care about Paris Hilton.
Joanna Krupa
She's an ex-model and I think a Housewife, or... something. I can't with those shows, so I'll just show myself out.
Aubrey O'Day
And, the junior version.
Lady Victoria Hervey
Lady Hervey simply couldn't stand to appear only once.
Mel B
Oh, Scary. It doesn't have to be like this.
Diane Kruger
It's so jarring to see Diane Kruger in here among the Herveys and Hiltons of the world, and yet... this was hideous to me, and naked enough that I stuck it in here instead of the other slideshow.
Lea Michele
I don't believe this was necessary.
Maitland Ward
I don't believe this was LEGAL.
Rumer Willis
Horrifying.
Lily Allen
I don't even... it's... Does Not Compute.
Rihanna
This was really the Year of Rihanna's Boobs Making Themselves Known.
Anne V
It's not a slit, at this point. It's just not FINISHED.
Katherine Kelly Lang
Well, it's BOLD, but it's not beautiful.
Arianne Zucker
PASS.
Lindsay Hartley
Sigh. Our trio of soapies are bumming me out.
Daisy Lowe
I like to imagine Gwen seeing this photo on Us, or something, and being like, "Um, Gavin, call your daughter."
Jena Malone
JUST STOP EVEN SENDING THINGS TO PEOPLE.
Selena Gomez
That bra is earning its keep.
LaLa Anthony
Maybe it looked really good on the hanger HA I can't even say that with a straight face.
Amber Rose
It's so subtle.
Heather Graham
NOT YOU TOO, HEATHER GRAHAM.
Alessandra Ambrosio
This looks like an oil slick. Also: WARNING THE NEXT SLIDE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK so use the slider down below to skip it if you need.
Bleona Qereti
Charli XCX should be very sad that for a while I thought maybe she and Bleona were the same person.
Charli XCX
Right? I mean, it's not so far-fetched. Also you need to know THAT DRESS IS BETSEY JOHNSON BRIDAL. NO REALLY. IT'S TRUE.
Bai Ling
This isn't, but it sure could be.
Lily Allen
You don't even need to see the front because obviously it was beside the point.
Marcia Gay Harden
THIS IS NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU MARCIA. CHECK YOURSELF.
Daisy Lowe
"Gavin, did you ever call her? You didn't? CALL HER. I'M TELLING YOU."
Willa Holland
Seriously, Willa, PLEASE start doing your face justice.
Paz de la Huerta
This feels like business as usual.
Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, North West
So does this BUT IT SHOULDN'T BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER YOU ARE DRESSING UP LIKE A FREAKY TRANSPARENT MINI-ME AND IT'S JACKED THAT YOU ARE DOING THAT TO HER WHEN SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Leigh Lezark
Seriously, everyone at this CR party looked hideous. And many of them nakedly so. Like Leigh here...
Miranda Kerr
... and Miranda. This isn't THAT naked overall but it bares itself right in a key spot of her anatomy. And it's fugly. So.
Beyonce
This one just gets worse the closer you look.
Miley Cyrus
I'm... glad she fastened her seatbelts?
Chrissy Teigen
You know she's a total pro by how she manages to look completely unfazed by the nonsense happening on her body.
Dakota Fanning
ET TU FANNING? ET TU?
Nicole Richie
She had a pretty naked year. I actually should have put her Met Gala gown in here as well.
Sienna Miller
A good rule of thumb is NO.
Natasha Bedingfield
The transparency is only PART of the problem with this thing.
Melissa George
Why is she PULLING DOWN her sports bra?
Sophia Bush
Why is Brooke Davis pretending this is a normal outfit?
Charli XCX
It seemed apt to end with someone I think may also lead the charge in this slideshow NEXT year. I don't know whether to hope for it or fear it.