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# WTF: Alessandra Ambrosio
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-alessandra-ambrosio/
- Published: 2014-12-12T19:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:32:22.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Alessandra Ambrosio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ffn_gg_acria_dinner_121014_51604839.xml)

I know, I know. This SEEMS normal. Just like, say, Bruce Wayne seems like he's a totally normal millionaire who isn't keeping anything from you at all -- he just has a weird habit of disappearing at parties and you're not allowed in his garage.

## Alessandra Ambrosio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ffn_gg_acria_dinner_121014_51604842.xml)

And then IT ALL GOES TO HELL. I mean, she's A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL. She literally works a couple of scraps and a bunch of feathers, professionally.

## Alessandra Ambrosio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ffn_gg_acria_dinner_121014_51604840.xml)

I mean....I guess we can be grateful that at least the front and the back of her dress are attached. WE'RE AT THAT POINT AS A PEOPLE.

[WTF: Alessandra AmbrosioI keep accidentally publishing posts with "words" as actual placeholders this week, but don't worry. This time when I say WORDS, I mean it in the pure GFY slang sense: I am totally out of them and this is crazy. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ffn_gg_acria_dinner_121014_51604839.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-alessandra-ambrosio-12-2014/)