Alessandra Ambrosio

I know, I know. This SEEMS normal. Just like, say, Bruce Wayne seems like he's a totally normal millionaire who isn't keeping anything from you at all -- he just has a weird habit of disappearing at parties and you're not allowed in his garage.

Alessandra Ambrosio

And then IT ALL GOES TO HELL. I mean, she's A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL. She literally works a couple of scraps and a bunch of feathers, professionally.

Alessandra Ambrosio

I mean....I guess we can be grateful that at least the front and the back of her dress are attached. WE'RE AT THAT POINT AS A PEOPLE.

WTF: Alessandra Ambrosio

I keep accidentally publishing posts with "words" as actual placeholders this week, but don't worry. This time when I say WORDS, I mean it in the pure GFY slang sense: I am totally out of them and this is crazy. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]