Keke Palmer
This is Michael Kors, and it's... just average, for me. Nice color, and God knows I love a sequin, but the cut is leaving me... if not cold, then definitely starting to get goose pimples. Because when she turns sideways...
Keke Palmer
... it really might just be a sequin bag with armholes.
But this outfit isn't the main event. It's the undercard. Here's the heavyweight contender.
Keke Palmer
I just genuinely have no idea what I'm even seeing, or not seeing. The shoes make me laugh, because they are a totally bizarre choice with this -- they're very Hey, Look, It's Upfronts! -- and are therefore trying like hell to draw focus, which is amusing because what could POSSIBLY draw focus from how hard her body wants to be seen. I look at this and I feel like it's something she bought at an Etsy store based on someone's Rihanna fantasies.
Keke Palmer
It even borrows from Rihanna's infamous Adam Selman...er... rear view. This dress is basically a thong and a body veil.