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# WTF (and yet Business As Usual): Jennifer Lopez in Bao Tranchi
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-and-yet-business-as-usual-jennifer-lopez-in-bao-tranchi-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-27T16:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:31:18.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"HOLA LOVERS."

![jennifer lopez birthday celebration](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-482003048.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"I have a plan, lovers. Shh. Hear me out. My talent show is ending next year and so I am going to go revitalize another big show: *Lots of Kardashians* or whatever. I will go in like a Category Lopez Hurricane and I will blow that Krispy person right out of there and take over the family and upgrade it, just like I did on the *Idol* thing*.* It makes sense, lovers. I do Kim better than Kim does Kim, I can show Kylie how to do Kim better than she is doing Kim. And I have proof it is meant to be. *What proof is that, beautiful thigh hero of mine*, you ask? Look: 'Jennifer' equals 'if' plus 'Jenner.' MATH DOES NOT LIE. I'M COMING, FAMILY."

\[Photo: Getty\]