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# UnFug It Up: Nicole Richie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-carpet-nicole-richie-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-18T19:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:57:56.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I am deeply perplexed by this entire thing:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ag036175_05.xml "Nicole Richie at the 2014 Licensing Expo")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Wide-legged white pants (*fine*), seafoam green lace pillowcase shirt (*wha?*) and Maidenform bra (?!?!?!?!!!!). That's not even getting started on the weird-ass proportions of this thing -- is it possible for an outfit to make a person's head look small? Does she need a beehive to balance things out? Big hair is generally my answer to every problem so I might be off-base there - or the fact that I just had the most horrifying thought pop into my head, unbidden. It was, "...this might be better if it were just a bra top." I NEED TO TAKE TO MY BED.

\[AKM/GSI\]