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# WTF Carpet: Scout Willis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-carpet-scout-willis-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-18T21:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:35:25.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

She looks about as delighted by this jumpsuit situation as I am:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450735328.xml "Yves Saint Laurent Couture Palette &  The Cinema Society Host The Premiere Of The Weinstein Company's "Yves Saint Laurent" - Arrivals")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

My only explanation is that she literally climbed out of her cozy bed wearing the American Eagle Night Romper she got on deep sale for $4.39 when American Eagle was like, "a night romper's a bad idea," and sleepwalked all the way to the step-and-repeat at this party. All I know is that you're NOT supposed to wake up sleepwalkers, so everyone be very, very VERY quiet.

\[Photo: Getty\]