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# WTF: Christina Milian
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-christina-milian-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-10T19:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:31:18.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

You guys, there is nothing I love more than when celebs are asked to "host" a "pool party" in Vegas. Because you can tell they all think, "Sure, that sounds fun OH GOD WHAT DO I WEAR TO THAT?" Because you can't just show up in a bikini. But nor do you wear a dress-dress. (I vote: CAFTAN, YOU GUYS. Duh.)

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/ffn_milian_christina_ria_080815_51818974.jpg "Christina Milian At The Go Pool At Flamingo Las Vegas")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-christina-milian-08-2015/christina-milian-at-the-go-pool-at-flamingo-las-vegas?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But the answer is basically NEVER Tiny Denim Shorts with Heels and a Pleather Crop-Top With Fringed Sleeves. She looks like someone threw one quarter cup Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, half a cup of Britney, and an aluminum can of Coors Light into a blender.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]