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# Art of Elysium WTF: Christina Milian
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-christina-milian-2-01-2016/
- Published: 2016-01-13T19:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:30:03.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, Art of Elysium, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Christina Milian is making a late-season push for Fug Madness, it seems. This, at the Art of Elysium gala, isn't terrible, but nor is it great, and I rather want that fabric to recover my bedroom chaise. (Note: I don't have a bedroom chaise.)

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/ffn_rij_art_elysium_set1_010916_51942748.jpg "Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at The Art Of Elysium's Ninth Annual Heaven Gala in LA")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-christina-milian-2-01-2016/johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-at-the-art-of-elysiums-ninth-annual-heaven-gala-in-la-8?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She also kind of looks like she's attempting to get cast in a *Real Housewives* franchise -- any of them! Even Miami, which I think is actually just a local access show now.

She looked like a wholly different person at the event the previous night:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_KMFF_BAFTA_192016_51942656.jpg "BAFTA Los Angeles Awards Season Tea")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-christina-milian-2-01-2016/bafta-los-angeles-awards-season-tea-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Am I wrong in thinking that Noted Gold Pants Lover Martha Stewart ought to try to get her hands on those trousers? Because I feel like she -- and she alone -- could make the Pants-Cape into a good thing.