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# WTF: Dakota Fanning at the ACE Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-dakota-fanning-at-the-ace-awards-11-2014/
- Published: 2014-11-04T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:32:52.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

Okay. Enough is enough with this style. She looks like a beach-goer who got caught up in a fisherman's net, and all I can say is that I hope he was cute. (And that this sounds vaguely like something that would happen in the opening act of a Nicholas Sparks novel. The fisherman would be handsome, but sad, and the beach-goer would have an attractive but fatal secret).

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ag051249_03.xml "Accessories Council 20th Anniversary ACE Awards")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-dakota-fanning-at-the-ace-awards-11-2014/accessories-council-20th-anniversary-ace-awards?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Legitimately, who do I have to pay to make this stop? I will GIVE MONEY if people stop wearing these things. I will do a Kickstarter and give all the money to SOMEONE if that person can guarantee that never EVER again will a celebrity think, "yes. I am going to wear a 1950s bathing suit under one of those mesh bags that generally contain oranges and then I'M GOING TO ASK PEOPLE TO TAKE PICTURES SO THAT THIS MOMENT LIVES FOREVER." I will give all the money. All of it. Just END THIS MADNESS NOW.

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