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# WTF: Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-eva-longoria-in-shiatzy-chen/
- Published: 2016-03-09T16:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:28:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_longoria_shiatzy_ffuk_030816_51990995.jpg)

Eva Longoria here is attending the Shiatzy Chen fashion show, and I ASSUME they send her this entire look and I actually like the coat a lot BUT THEN IT ALL GOES WRONG.

## Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Longoria_Eva_CHP_030816_51990876.jpg)

When will this sheer madness end? That question is not rhetorical. I want to know. I need to mark it on my calendar.

## Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Longoria_Eva_CHP_030816_51990875.jpg)

I just truly believe that no grown, accomplished woman needs to wear a skirt that looks like she made it out of a goth tablecloth.

## Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Longoria_Eva_CHP_030816_51990907.jpg)

Her face here is so eloquent. "DUDE, I KNOW," it says. Oh, Eva. Please get on a hit show again.

[WTF: Eva Longoria in Shiatzy ChenYou guys. She took off the jacket. EVA. Eva, NO. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_longoria_shiatzy_ffuk_030816_51990995.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-eva-longoria-in-shiatzy-chen-03-2016/)