Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

Eva Longoria here is attending the Shiatzy Chen fashion show, and I ASSUME they send her this entire look and I actually like the coat a lot BUT THEN IT ALL GOES WRONG.

Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

When will this sheer madness end? That question is not rhetorical. I want to know. I need to mark it on my calendar.

Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

I just truly believe that no grown, accomplished woman needs to wear a skirt that looks like she made it out of a goth tablecloth.

Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

Her face here is so eloquent. "DUDE, I KNOW," it says. Oh, Eva. Please get on a hit show again.

WTF: Eva Longoria in Shiatzy Chen

You guys. She took off the jacket. EVA. Eva, NO. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]