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# WTF: Glenn Close
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-glenn-close-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-05T18:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:35:25.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Scrolldown Fug, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

It's time for me to deploy my favorite opener to one these things, and, as I always do, I really mean it this time: Her head looks FANTASTIC.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl774124_002.xml "Keri Russell, Jeremy Irons, Glenn Close and Emmy Rossum attend the Sundance Institute New York Benefit 2014")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

I love you, Glenn Close. I love you as that HBIC Patty Hewes on *Damages* and I never take off my make-up whilst plotting the destruction of others or reflecting on my own brutal destiny without thinking of *Dangerous Liaisons.* And therefore I feel honor-bound to let you know that I am very sorry, but you appearing to be wearing pleated white silk culottes. I feel certain that this must be an oversight, or that perhaps a sorceress has placed some sort of spell on you, bewitching you into believing that pleated white silk culottes are a good idea or even simply a thing that ought to exist in this world, which already has so much tragedy in it without them. Let me know if there is any way I can help remedy this situation. I have matches.

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