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# WTF: Kim Kardashian at Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-kim-kardashian-at-valentino-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-10T16:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Kim: Hi, Mr. Valentine.Valentino: No, no, no. NO.KK: Oh, sorry, Mr. Gandhi. I'm bad with names.V: Uh...okay, yeah, whatever. I don't have time to explain this to you. Who invited you, anyway?KK: Everyone. I'm royal. I have cheekbones now and everything.V: How much of you is *you*?KK: OMG are you a poet? That's so deep.V: There is no hope of this conversation satisfying me.KK: Isn't my cleavage rad?V: ... I will give you that you do not look awful.KK: So but Mr. Garamond, how come you didn't bronze your HANDS, too!V: NEXT.\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]